Lady peace
Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:48 by HM writer

Although she refrained from wearing her recent niqab style headdress as she visited the holy city of Jerusalem yesterday, Lady Gaga did cover up most of her modesty (including the penis she may or may not have) and wore a black headscarf and added a giant cross around her neck...

GaGa paid a visit to the Western Wall in the Old City but managed to tone down her provocative image for more than five minutes, so prepare yourselves for her next out-of-this-world outfit to include two cocks instead of one. And a hundred vaginas. Or something..

The somberly dressed singer had said she was very excited to be making the trip, claiming it would be "an emotional and spiritual experience". Which should match her new profound and deeply meaningful new tattoo...

This has to be our favourite GaGa look so far. Oh, apart from this one...

 

  • She fulfils the laws of decency in photos 7 through 10 more than in the first ones.

    Inor Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:18
  • ah yes... the giant cross... a time-honored symbol of judaism.
    good grief ! what a dolt !

    el polacko Thu, 20/08/2009 - 01:23
  • i totaly agree , anybody else think, the first thing she does when she gets up on a morning is tuck her cock between her legs?

    McLovin Wed, 19/08/2009 - 19:11
  • I think she should go into the muslim quarter and yell "Any fucker fancy their chances with a bit of American here? You yellow bellied pork chop eating ponces".

    *pulls up chair, opens bag of popcorn and watches intently*

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:26
  • Hope she's circumcised.

    whatthe. Wed, 19/08/2009 - 15:29
  • you miss my point unclebullshit, you cunt.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 19/08/2009 - 14:20
  • I expect a steady stream of poorly written articles about people I have never heard of twinned with photos of them arriving somewhere.

    kwebb Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:15
  • That's acute scoliosis from spending the last 20 years trying to auto-fellate itself.

    BustySinclair Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:06
  • What exactly were you expecting from a celeb gossip site?

    unclebullshit Wed, 19/08/2009 - 12:56
  • I've never noticed it before but on top of the huge conk, ugly mouth and possible penis it appears that this "thing" (I can call it that now as gender is undecided) also has a hunch back....see pic 3 for proof.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 19/08/2009 - 12:18
  • what is it with this woman, i mean she makes fucking shit pop songs...doesn't she? am i confusing her with another lady gaga who warrants this kind of attention?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:47
  • It really is an astoundingly ugly creature isn't it? If someone shouted out that she has had sex before marriage, do you think the locals would start chucking stones at her?

    BustySinclair Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:43
  • Could she not have visited Kabul instead?

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:26
  • Could she not have visited Kabul instead?

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:26
  • It really is an astoundingly ugly creature isn't it? If someone shouted out that she has had sex before marriage, do you think the locals would start chucking stones at her?

    BustySinclair Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:43
  • what is it with this woman, i mean she makes fucking shit pop songs...doesn't she? am i confusing her with another lady gaga who warrants this kind of attention?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:47
  • I've never noticed it before but on top of the huge conk, ugly mouth and possible penis it appears that this "thing" (I can call it that now as gender is undecided) also has a hunch back....see pic 3 for proof.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 19/08/2009 - 12:18
  • What exactly were you expecting from a celeb gossip site?

    unclebullshit Wed, 19/08/2009 - 12:56
  • That's acute scoliosis from spending the last 20 years trying to auto-fellate itself.

    BustySinclair Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:06
  • I expect a steady stream of poorly written articles about people I have never heard of twinned with photos of them arriving somewhere.

    kwebb Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:15
  • you miss my point unclebullshit, you cunt.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 19/08/2009 - 14:20
  • Hope she's circumcised.

    whatthe. Wed, 19/08/2009 - 15:29
  • I think she should go into the muslim quarter and yell "Any fucker fancy their chances with a bit of American here? You yellow bellied pork chop eating ponces".

    *pulls up chair, opens bag of popcorn and watches intently*

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:26
  • i totaly agree , anybody else think, the first thing she does when she gets up on a morning is tuck her cock between her legs?

    McLovin Wed, 19/08/2009 - 19:11
  • ah yes... the giant cross... a time-honored symbol of judaism.
    good grief ! what a dolt !

    el polacko Thu, 20/08/2009 - 01:23
  • She fulfils the laws of decency in photos 7 through 10 more than in the first ones.

    Inor Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:18

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