GaGa for cock
Tue, 11/08/2009 - 11:14 by HM writer

As the world continues to mull over that video of Lady Gaga and wonders whether she has a penis or was wearing a prosthetic, is a hermaphrodite or perhaps even a man, all we can say for certain is that we can definitely spot a cock in this picture...

Perez Hilton accompanied Lady Gaga as she left her hotel in Tokyo, where she is due to perform at the Summer Sonic Festival, and the singer proudly showed off her new tattoo. And the level of pretension is quite outstanding, though not too surprising for a woman who may or may not wear a prosthetic penis for publicity.

GaGa had the inside of her arm inked with a quote from her favourite philosopher and poet Rainer Maria Rilke, and it reads:

In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write?

Deep. But does she have a willy though?

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:07
  • dancingworm - I've already said: she looks like Carlos Tevez, (with or without the slap)

    jiggerycock Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:44
  • Does anyone know what she look like without all that childs paint on her face???????? I want to see her without make up, see if she looks normal or if she really is odd looking. Perez Hilton site is a boring boring site, full of B list sightings and wannabees nothing on this site!

    dancingworm Wed, 12/08/2009 - 01:56
  • Sadly you are fucking right. You bastard

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 23:43
  • You guys are under estimating her. She's only doing what actors back in the day used to do, making best friends with a celebrity blogger who will keep her in the press and write only good things.

    I don't read the fat pigs tripe, but there are plenty of mindless idiots who flock to his sh-tty site daily. They're the people who will listen to him, believe every thing he says and think his taste in music is "edgy" and cool. They'll buy cds because he tells them it's good and voila! crap music will continue to burn up the charts (and people like Gaga will continue becoming famous).

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 11/08/2009 - 21:28
  • Fuck me, have we missed your piercing wit and repartee, you old cunt...

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:49
  • ....and as for that tattoo! Cunt thinks if it scratches any old Pantheistic bollocks onto it's skin, it comes off looking like a sage old philsopher and not a faintly ridiculous barcode.

    jiggerycock Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:18
  • Hiya again you cunts!

    How do we feel about this Gaga bint? Well she put on a show at Glastonbury and STOP RIGHT THERE! Carlos Tevez dressed like a street whore does not constitute 'putting on a show', outside of the most foetid of imaginations. Ditto whistling any old risible toot out your shit locker and calling it a 'song'. Cock or no cock (and my guess it's a big Lexington Steele job s/he's had gaffa taped to it's midriff) it's past it's sell by date and smelling like mushrooms

    jiggerycock Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:13
  • She is a bullshitting fucker, isn't she? She's obviously read something on the internet and thought "Wow, that sounds profound and meaningful, I'll use that". And what has she ever written, apart from someone's order when she was working in Wendy's??

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 15:46
  • There's no bump in her pants. Wish I had the nerve to dress like that goin' on my hols!

    whatthe. Tue, 11/08/2009 - 12:58
  • And she is dragging that syphilitic cock Perez Hilton around with her, showing her outstanding taste in intellectual stimulation. Could they both not be wiped out by a minor natural disaster?

    toady Tue, 11/08/2009 - 11:49
  • A woman with a cock, tidy!

    chriswah Tue, 11/08/2009 - 11:28
  • A woman with a cock, tidy!

    chriswah Tue, 11/08/2009 - 11:28
  • And she is dragging that syphilitic cock Perez Hilton around with her, showing her outstanding taste in intellectual stimulation. Could they both not be wiped out by a minor natural disaster?

    toady Tue, 11/08/2009 - 11:49
  • There's no bump in her pants. Wish I had the nerve to dress like that goin' on my hols!

    whatthe. Tue, 11/08/2009 - 12:58
  • She is a bullshitting fucker, isn't she? She's obviously read something on the internet and thought "Wow, that sounds profound and meaningful, I'll use that". And what has she ever written, apart from someone's order when she was working in Wendy's??

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 15:46
  • Hiya again you cunts!

    How do we feel about this Gaga bint? Well she put on a show at Glastonbury and STOP RIGHT THERE! Carlos Tevez dressed like a street whore does not constitute 'putting on a show', outside of the most foetid of imaginations. Ditto whistling any old risible toot out your shit locker and calling it a 'song'. Cock or no cock (and my guess it's a big Lexington Steele job s/he's had gaffa taped to it's midriff) it's past it's sell by date and smelling like mushrooms

    jiggerycock Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:13
  • ....and as for that tattoo! Cunt thinks if it scratches any old Pantheistic bollocks onto it's skin, it comes off looking like a sage old philsopher and not a faintly ridiculous barcode.

    jiggerycock Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:18
  • Fuck me, have we missed your piercing wit and repartee, you old cunt...

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:49
  • You guys are under estimating her. She's only doing what actors back in the day used to do, making best friends with a celebrity blogger who will keep her in the press and write only good things.

    I don't read the fat pigs tripe, but there are plenty of mindless idiots who flock to his sh-tty site daily. They're the people who will listen to him, believe every thing he says and think his taste in music is "edgy" and cool. They'll buy cds because he tells them it's good and voila! crap music will continue to burn up the charts (and people like Gaga will continue becoming famous).

    mirabellebuttersfield Tue, 11/08/2009 - 21:28
  • Sadly you are fucking right. You bastard

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 23:43
  • Does anyone know what she look like without all that childs paint on her face???????? I want to see her without make up, see if she looks normal or if she really is odd looking. Perez Hilton site is a boring boring site, full of B list sightings and wannabees nothing on this site!

    dancingworm Wed, 12/08/2009 - 01:56
  • dancingworm - I've already said: she looks like Carlos Tevez, (with or without the slap)

    jiggerycock Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:44
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:07
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Dior Sunglasses

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:28

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