Perez Hilton accompanied Lady Gaga as she left her hotel in Tokyo, where she is due to perform at the Summer Sonic Festival, and the singer proudly showed off her new tattoo. And the level of pretension is quite outstanding, though not too surprising for a woman who may or may not wear a prosthetic penis for publicity.

GaGa had the inside of her arm inked with a quote from her favourite philosopher and poet Rainer Maria Rilke, and it reads:

In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write?

Deep. But does she have a willy though?