After a couple of weeks of radio silence, Lady Gaga turned up at Washington Dullies airport yesterday and quickly jumped straight back up to the top of my idiot list with a classic example of why almost every celebrity is a complete imbecile.

Not one of these pictures makes any bloody sense Gaga - You can only play it one way at a time.

Either turn up to an airport with nothing on the bottom half of your body and accept the fact that people will recognise you and take your picture, or arrive without your costume on, without the big shades, without the Ann Summers hat and without the fanfare and perhaps, you know, just CATCH YOUR PLANE WITHOUT INCIDENT.

The whole "Oh please NOT NOW I'm just trying to catch a plane" schtick kind of wears thin when you look like you're a second away from spraying squirty cream on a groom-to-be and tell him he's been a very naughty boy.

QUESTION: What do you get when you cross Lady Gaga with Alanis Morrissette?

ANSWER: Lady Gaga in 2006...