Lady Gaga does the classic "Don't look at me please look at me" routine

Not one of these pictures makes any bloody sense Gaga - You can only play it one way at a time.

Either turn up to an airport with nothing on the bottom half of your body and accept the fact that people will recognise you and take your picture, or arrive without your costume on, without the big shades, without the Ann Summers hat and without the fanfare and perhaps, you know, just CATCH YOUR PLANE WITHOUT INCIDENT.

The whole "Oh please NOT NOW I'm just trying to catch a plane" schtick kind of wears thin when you look like you're a second away from spraying squirty cream on a groom-to-be and tell him he's been a very naughty boy.

QUESTION: What do you get when you cross Lady Gaga with Alanis Morrissette?

ANSWER: Lady Gaga in 2006...

Link to this: Tweet Facebook Reddit Digg

WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

• Grammys 2010: Where would it have been without Lady Gaga and Mr. Dwight
• Guess who was a couple of inches away from fun...
• Lady Gaga needs to cheer the hell up
• Models at Berlin Fashion Week look strangely familiar...
• Lady Gaga turns up to her gig looking like a piss soaked mop