I bet her last name is Goldberg.

I don't know about anyone else but I'm quite turned on by the fact that Koshmar must have seen enough of the Rev's cock to know that he is 'packing heat'.If there are any images of this encounter you both know my email address. Just sayin'....

Looks like a nice jewish boy.

I can tuck it away Kosh, gives me a bit of a weird walk but I'll cope.

There's a lovely transvestite lives in our building. She's always incredibly turned out, and has better legs than most actual women.

And her wigs. Ahhhh her wigs.

Not to mention the Desperate Dan chin and the fucking packet you're carrying, though, eh Rev??

Whereas I reckon I would be a kick-ass drag queen, 6ft2, slim, legs to kill for and a not-to-prominent adams apple.....all I need is the tits & a wig and I'm away !

I feel ya pain sista. It aint worth it though- apparently the strapping Judy Garland's tits down to make her look young enough to play Dorothy ruined 'em for all time.
I'd love to drag up too but given my body shape I would probably be the least convincing drag king of all time.

Tis true tis true. SIGH! I will never know my dream of drag. Unless they sort of padded-out the rest of me, so I'd have a big ol' fat body. But my face would look weird. I'd be a weeble version of my brother.

There's a very good reason why very few women drag, I suppose.

Dang boobs always ruining dreams.

if there's any boobs to be strapping down, i'd just like to volunteer my services.

*backs out, closes door*

I like my girls more feminine. But not too motherly. Next.

I think you once said you have substantial boobs, Tesco. (Back off Lousy.) Don't do it. Will ache for weeks after being strapped down.

Sorry but "dude looks like a dyke!"

Oh wait...... SILLY ME.

She looks like one of Nick Caves Bad Seeds from the Tender Prey era - no bad thing.

whatever tickles your fancy

Hotter than that ridiculous R-Pat character at any rate.

I'd love to be properly 'dragged' as a bloke for a larf. I imagine I'd just look like a tubby version of my little brother (he is incredibly skinny)

To be honest, though, this will never be heralded as brakthrough or anything; drag is a huge thing in fashion. Heck, they even do drag photoshoots on America's Next Top Model.

Only if it is that crutches and neck brace outfit.

Looks more like fucking Joe Calzaghe

What if I dressed as Lady GaGa ?

hey joe, where you goin' with that pipe in your hand?

Of course I would.