Good Mourning
Fri, 14/05/2010 - 11:33 by Mr. HM

Only just seen these pics - they're of Lady Gaga arriving for that Rainforest benefit gig with Elton John. I'm not sure what statement she's trying to make other than "millions of dollars and album sales still make you look like you've just been kicked in the fanny".

Nice orthopaedic shoes and all that, but seriously - isn't it about time you cheered up a bit? Are we supposed to believe she's always been this Avant Garde "enigma" and not some (albeit brilliantly) heavily styled, formulated and marketed woman in the same way that Christina Aguilera or the Spice Girls were?

Look at the pictures in the gallery - first lot are of her now - second lot are ones taken before she had her epiphany of fancy dress and sulkiness.

It is brilliant music yes, but it's just music, she's not curing cancer or anything for fucks sake.

Once again i refer you to:

  • I still totally would...

    GretaBritain Fri, 14/05/2010 - 23:25
  • She's Stock, Aitken and Waterman in avant garde couture. Shit music, emperor's new clothes. Legend in her own lunchtime. People buy it, though. KerChing!

    spandex Fri, 14/05/2010 - 19:47
  • I'm afraid that I love her, Kosh. Can't help it. Her inane tunes get my toes tapping and I like her silly clothes.
    *slinks away in shame*

    huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 15:38
  • Can't agree with you Mr HM. Her music is all (shit) style, no substance.

    erniemilko Fri, 14/05/2010 - 14:03
  • good god, what has happend to you man.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:51
  • Never heard her music. She has a nice bottom, but chooses to hide it here, which is rather a shame.

    More bottom, less hooter and teeth, no music. A winning formula

    fuckwit Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:10
  • Bad Romance is amazing. The End.

    Mr. HM Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:22
  • Agreed, music for the dumb masses

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:02
  • "It is brilliant music yes" - come again?

    Three words: Lowest. Common. Denominator.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 11:49
  • Jeeeeeeeeeeezus she is one fucking ugly boot, millions of sales or not

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 11:46
  • Jeeeeeeeeeeezus she is one fucking ugly boot, millions of sales or not

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 11:46
  • "It is brilliant music yes" - come again?

    Three words: Lowest. Common. Denominator.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 11:49
  • Agreed, music for the dumb masses

    koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:02
  • Bad Romance is amazing. The End.

    Mr. HM Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:22
  • Never heard her music. She has a nice bottom, but chooses to hide it here, which is rather a shame.

    More bottom, less hooter and teeth, no music. A winning formula

    fuckwit Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:10
  • good god, what has happend to you man.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 13:51
  • Can't agree with you Mr HM. Her music is all (shit) style, no substance.

    erniemilko Fri, 14/05/2010 - 14:03
  • I'm afraid that I love her, Kosh. Can't help it. Her inane tunes get my toes tapping and I like her silly clothes.
    *slinks away in shame*

    huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 15:38
  • She's Stock, Aitken and Waterman in avant garde couture. Shit music, emperor's new clothes. Legend in her own lunchtime. People buy it, though. KerChing!

    spandex Fri, 14/05/2010 - 19:47
  • I still totally would...

    GretaBritain Fri, 14/05/2010 - 23:25

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