Lady Gaga dresses up as 90-year-old prostitute in Berlin

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Lady Gaga dressed as an elderly prostitute yesterday

Grandma Gaga

Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:36 by

It does feel as if she's been loitering around for centuries. But last night it looked as if Lady Gaga had aged a couple of centuries. She's only 24-years-old but the singer somehow managed to emerge looking like a frail, 90-year-old woman last night - only, rather than wearing a knitted wooly jumper; she wore, well, nothing.

Looking like an elderly whore, Gaga stepped out in Berlin last night wearing nothing but chain-dangling underwear and ripped fishnet tights. And, of course, the customary cape to keep her warm while she stands on the corner of the nursing home.

The Lady is in Germany as part of her Monster Ball tour but stopped by at the O2 World Arena to pick some awards she'd forgotten to collect in March. She won three Echo Awards (for Best International Female Artist, Best Single Of The Year and Best International Newcomer) but only decided to go and get them last night - two months too late.

And before leaving, she also made time to pick a bald man's nose...

Lady Gaga topless, Lady Gaga

Comments

She'll have to change her moniker to Lady SpackGa
koshmar Wed, 12/05/2010 - 18:52
If your congregation are generous, I'll be generous. Otherwise you'll have to sell the ecclesiastical plate.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 18:34
Club foot ahoy....
Mr Sensible Wed, 12/05/2010 - 16:49
Money is no object, it's all coming out of the collection plate anyway....
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 16:25
Those boots cost extra.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 15:14
You're setting me off again.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:53
...although those boots do closely resemble the special boot my friend at primary school had to wear because of her club foot.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:49
Yeah, I've always thought that 24 was probably a bit creative with the numbers there but she is probably under 30, given that for most human women everything heads a bit southerly after 30 (*sighs*). I covet that cape.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:47
24 my fucking arse. There is no way in hell she's my age.

Plus, I thought she went to school with Paris Hilton and that dead Johnsons Baby Oil woman? They're what, 30?
tescopop Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:44
Shouldn't she be wearing callipers with those shoes?
stella ah trois Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:19
It's cos she ain't getting no poontang. It's sending her mad. Trust me. I know. A lack of sex can send you gaga. One year I was that starved I ended up sleeping with a guy who looked like Alan Bennett. I was grateful too.
PuddyTwat Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:57
Bloody hell ! I haven't seen a jew looking that pasty and raggedy in Berlin for nearly 80 years !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:55
You say topless but yet she is clearly wearing a brassiere. Unless I fainted and missed a large chunk of my life I don't recall the definition changing......
CrazyHorxe Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:52

You say topless but yet she is clearly wearing a brassiere. Unless I fainted and missed a large chunk of my life I don't recall the definition changing......
CrazyHorxe Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:52
Bloody hell ! I haven't seen a jew looking that pasty and raggedy in Berlin for nearly 80 years !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:55
It's cos she ain't getting no poontang. It's sending her mad. Trust me. I know. A lack of sex can send you gaga. One year I was that starved I ended up sleeping with a guy who looked like Alan Bennett. I was grateful too.
PuddyTwat Wed, 12/05/2010 - 11:57
Shouldn't she be wearing callipers with those shoes?
stella ah trois Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:19
24 my fucking arse. There is no way in hell she's my age.

Plus, I thought she went to school with Paris Hilton and that dead Johnsons Baby Oil woman? They're what, 30?
tescopop Wed, 12/05/2010 - 12:44
Yeah, I've always thought that 24 was probably a bit creative with the numbers there but she is probably under 30, given that for most human women everything heads a bit southerly after 30 (*sighs*). I covet that cape.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:47
...although those boots do closely resemble the special boot my friend at primary school had to wear because of her club foot.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:49
You're setting me off again.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 13:53
Those boots cost extra.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 15:14
Money is no object, it's all coming out of the collection plate anyway....
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 12/05/2010 - 16:25
Club foot ahoy....
Mr Sensible Wed, 12/05/2010 - 16:49
If your congregation are generous, I'll be generous. Otherwise you'll have to sell the ecclesiastical plate.
huxylady Wed, 12/05/2010 - 18:34
She'll have to change her moniker to Lady SpackGa
koshmar Wed, 12/05/2010 - 18:52