Just like the debacle at Buckingham palace earlier this week, we've just found out about another event we weren't invited to. The difference between this party and the last one, is that we've been told about this one, in fact, the whole thing has been waved in our face like a Greggs voucher in front of a hungry James Corden.

The other minor difference is that the Queen won't be there, like she was at chez Bucks. Not that she would have spoken to us if she had been, apparently what we do isn't considered 'socially beneficial' or even 'nice'. Unbelievable. If you're not raising money for terminally ill children, sitting in a bathful of beans or beating an unusually weak Australian team at some stupid sport she won't even spit in your face.

So, as mentioned, Lady Gaga is having a secret party in London tonight and we were told not to go. Luckily, everyone in the office is soooo busy we couldn't possibly have made it anyway, but still. It hurts. Hope anyone who goes has a wonderful time. Honestly. Break a leg or something*.

Moving away from our growing resentment towards a certain drinks brand, we've also got pictures of the Lady Gaga herself arriving in Cannes yesterday. As you may have guessed, she's wearing leather and has her tits and arse on display, apparently the hallmark of a good musician. We'd describe her look, for the visually impaired among you, as a cross between Elvira, Marilyn Manson and a weatherbeaten Texan prostitute with radiation poisoning. Hope that helps.

Finally, the massively be-chinned one, Quentin Tarantino, has said he'd like Gaga to appear in his next film. Christ knows why. She's a bloody lunatic. If he's looking for that 'zany' element she seems to exude so convincingly, he might as well just give Gary Busey a dumper truck full of crystal meth and leave him alone for a week. No faking there. (Via The Mirror):

"It's no secret Quentin's been eyeing up Gaga for a role in one of his up-and-coming films. And now they’re both in Cannes, he's keen to show off his movie star credentials."

Quentin Tarantino, soon to be known as the man who finally snipped the tape and declared Lady Gaga's mind open to the chaos of the void. Hopefully.

*By 'something' we mean another limb or organ, we're not just being vague and nonchalant.