Hauntings happen a lot in the celebrity world. Almost every famous person has at least one ghost following them around. Some can have as many as five. If you're expecting some kind of evidence to back that statement up then we're afraid we'll have to disappoint you, because we were sworn to secrecy by L. Ron's super secret mega exciting cool dude society. Send us £20k in cash and we can get you in. Non-refundable. But you do get a free t-shirt. Possibly.

Don't get disappointed just yet though, because while we can't tell you who's haunting Tom Cruise, we can exclusively reveal (it's not exclusive) is that one of Lady Gaga's ghostly groupies is in fact HER DEAD AUNT. Shocking stuff eh? Via WWD:

“I really believe I have two hearts. I think I actually carry two souls in my body, and that I’m living out the rest of her life and her goodness — she died a virgin, she died never having experienced all these things that we all get to love and experience in our lives. I think that I work in her image. I work in this life as part pop singer and part humanitarian, and to do great things for people because she was a good person and I don’t think she had enough time to do enough good.”

Aside from a variety of fairly serious problems arising from having two hearts, we'd certainly like to think this explains how she manages to give so much back to us, her fans. Remember when she was trying to hawk those Polaroid sunglasses? It was humanitarian work. Wearing a dead animal just for shock value? Again, humanitarian. 48 hour coke binges? For the kids.

See? She's a giver. Like a modern day Mother Theresa, except with a fake dick.