Lady Gaga on stage in Toronto
Having a ball
Sun, 29/11/2009 - 11:22 by Mr. HMI'm going to see Paranormal Activity later on today. In preparation for this interesting event, I looked for some pictures that would acclimatise me to visual horrors and prepare my nerves for something truly horrific. Thank you Lady Gaga.
Here is our favourite pop star kicking off The Monster's Ball in Toronto (that's in Canada geography fans).
Now, i know we give Lady Gaga a load of stick on here, but she is a great pop star - probably the ONLY big popstar the world right now.
I mean, she's that unique and that big, no-one seems to be pointing out that concert is basically Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour with fake blood and slightly uglier people.
Also, when looking at all these unique and couture 'pieces' does anyone else think of this?
An Alan of all trades. Amazing.
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Your mother MJ surely is a lovely woman who doesn't need any make-up.
Find me a woman that isn't *runs for cover*
She is an all-out performer. Ugly, though. Especially without the make-up.
The ONLY big pop star in the world right now? I dunno about that but she can perform I'll give her that. She's on X Factor soon. Should be interesting. Let's hope she lives up to the hype and pulls her cock out, Iggy style, live on stage.
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!
Nice bum. If all lady boys looked like that, I'd probably go gay
"but she is a great pop star - probably the ONLY big popstar the world right now."
Really ? is this true ?? Fortunately since the advent of the MP3 player I never need to listen to the radio so I don't hear much pop. Now my missus has the lady gaga album and from what I've heard of it I'd say she's a poor mans Christina Aguilera (who knew there was such a thing !). If this represents the pinnacle of pop stardom then the pop world is truly in a very sorry state.
On top of that she's got a cock and she's a fucktard.
Pointless plastic slag
She's a poor man's Madonna.
As if Madonna wasn't poor enough.
Still, this Ga Ga can at least sing a bit, which is more than can be said for the cone-titted cradle-snatching rancid granny.
Holy shite she is an ugly bastard isn't she. If it's not careful, it's going to trap its cock in that piano lid....
Holy shite she is an ugly bastard isn't she. If it's not careful, it's going to trap its cock in that piano lid....
She's a poor man's Madonna.
As if Madonna wasn't poor enough.
Still, this Ga Ga can at least sing a bit, which is more than can be said for the cone-titted cradle-snatching rancid granny.
Pointless plastic slag
"but she is a great pop star - probably the ONLY big popstar the world right now."
Really ? is this true ?? Fortunately since the advent of the MP3 player I never need to listen to the radio so I don't hear much pop. Now my missus has the lady gaga album and from what I've heard of it I'd say she's a poor mans Christina Aguilera (who knew there was such a thing !). If this represents the pinnacle of pop stardom then the pop world is truly in a very sorry state.
On top of that she's got a cock and she's a fucktard.
Nice bum. If all lady boys looked like that, I'd probably go gay
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!
The ONLY big pop star in the world right now? I dunno about that but she can perform I'll give her that. She's on X Factor soon. Should be interesting. Let's hope she lives up to the hype and pulls her cock out, Iggy style, live on stage.
She is an all-out performer. Ugly, though. Especially without the make-up.
Find me a woman that isn't *runs for cover*
Your mother MJ surely is a lovely woman who doesn't need any make-up.