Having a ball
Sun, 29/11/2009 - 11:22 by Mr. HM

I'm going to see Paranormal Activity later on today. In preparation for this interesting event, I looked for some pictures that would acclimatise me to visual horrors and prepare my nerves for something truly horrific. Thank you Lady Gaga.

Here is our favourite pop star kicking off The Monster's Ball in Toronto (that's in Canada geography fans).

Now, i know we give Lady Gaga a load of stick on here, but she is a great pop star - probably the ONLY big popstar the world right now.

I mean, she's that unique and that big, no-one seems to be pointing out that concert is basically Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour with fake blood and slightly uglier people.

Also, when looking at all these unique and couture 'pieces' does anyone else think of this?

An Alan of all trades. Amazing.

  • Your mother MJ surely is a lovely woman who doesn't need any make-up.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 03/12/2009 - 00:42
  • Find me a woman that isn't *runs for cover*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 09:23
  • She is an all-out performer. Ugly, though. Especially without the make-up.

    rowel Tue, 01/12/2009 - 08:05
  • The ONLY big pop star in the world right now? I dunno about that but she can perform I'll give her that. She's on X Factor soon. Should be interesting. Let's hope she lives up to the hype and pulls her cock out, Iggy style, live on stage.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/12/2009 - 00:07
  • Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
    Razzle dazzle 'em
    Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
    Long as you keep 'em way off balance
    How can they spot you've got no talent
    Razzle Dazzle 'em

    Razzle Dazzle 'em
    Razzle Dazzle 'em

    And they'll make you a star!

    jiggerycock Mon, 30/11/2009 - 15:51
  • Nice bum. If all lady boys looked like that, I'd probably go gay

    fuckwit Mon, 30/11/2009 - 13:39
  • "but she is a great pop star - probably the ONLY big popstar the world right now."

    Really ? is this true ?? Fortunately since the advent of the MP3 player I never need to listen to the radio so I don't hear much pop. Now my missus has the lady gaga album and from what I've heard of it I'd say she's a poor mans Christina Aguilera (who knew there was such a thing !). If this represents the pinnacle of pop stardom then the pop world is truly in a very sorry state.

    On top of that she's got a cock and she's a fucktard.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 30/11/2009 - 12:21
  • Pointless plastic slag

    aaaargh Mon, 30/11/2009 - 10:03
  • She's a poor man's Madonna.

    As if Madonna wasn't poor enough.

    Still, this Ga Ga can at least sing a bit, which is more than can be said for the cone-titted cradle-snatching rancid granny.

    pandakiller Sun, 29/11/2009 - 14:24
  • Holy shite she is an ugly bastard isn't she. If it's not careful, it's going to trap its cock in that piano lid....

    Blartmonster Sun, 29/11/2009 - 11:50
  • Holy shite she is an ugly bastard isn't she. If it's not careful, it's going to trap its cock in that piano lid....

    Blartmonster Sun, 29/11/2009 - 11:50
  • She's a poor man's Madonna.

    As if Madonna wasn't poor enough.

    Still, this Ga Ga can at least sing a bit, which is more than can be said for the cone-titted cradle-snatching rancid granny.

    pandakiller Sun, 29/11/2009 - 14:24
  • Pointless plastic slag

    aaaargh Mon, 30/11/2009 - 10:03
  • "but she is a great pop star - probably the ONLY big popstar the world right now."

    Really ? is this true ?? Fortunately since the advent of the MP3 player I never need to listen to the radio so I don't hear much pop. Now my missus has the lady gaga album and from what I've heard of it I'd say she's a poor mans Christina Aguilera (who knew there was such a thing !). If this represents the pinnacle of pop stardom then the pop world is truly in a very sorry state.

    On top of that she's got a cock and she's a fucktard.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 30/11/2009 - 12:21
  • Nice bum. If all lady boys looked like that, I'd probably go gay

    fuckwit Mon, 30/11/2009 - 13:39
  • Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
    Razzle dazzle 'em
    Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
    Long as you keep 'em way off balance
    How can they spot you've got no talent
    Razzle Dazzle 'em

    Razzle Dazzle 'em
    Razzle Dazzle 'em

    And they'll make you a star!

    jiggerycock Mon, 30/11/2009 - 15:51
  • The ONLY big pop star in the world right now? I dunno about that but she can perform I'll give her that. She's on X Factor soon. Should be interesting. Let's hope she lives up to the hype and pulls her cock out, Iggy style, live on stage.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/12/2009 - 00:07
  • She is an all-out performer. Ugly, though. Especially without the make-up.

    rowel Tue, 01/12/2009 - 08:05
  • Find me a woman that isn't *runs for cover*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 09:23
  • Your mother MJ surely is a lovely woman who doesn't need any make-up.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 03/12/2009 - 00:42

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