Lady Gaga loves a big dick

Oh shut up for goodness sake woman

Thu, 04/06/2009 - 10:20 by Mr. HM

Lady Gaga was her usual enigmatic, mysterious and shocking self in Australia when she was interviewed about her taste in men. Naturally old Gag face couldn't just say a good sense of humour (although christ knows they would need it) and romantic crap like that, oh no.

I mean for crying out loud. How rude.

Am I the only person getting tired of this schtick? Three singles does not a Madonna make.

"I make love to my music everyday."

Yes dear, of course you do.

My theory on Lady Gaga is that she keeps doing all that dancing and saying stupid things on telly to disguise the fact that underneath that blonde bob is a frighteningly dull woman with a face like a frightened motorbike.

We've been having a sweepstake at HMHQ and you can join in - how old is Lady Gaga REALLY?.

My opening gambit is 46.

Lady Gaga pictures, Lady Gaga

Comments

She was too old last year.
debouched Fri, 05/06/2009 - 06:22
stop hating on the Gaga. Take her for what she is - a silly girl that wears silly clothes. There are more offensive things in the world to get worked up about
sugartits Thu, 04/06/2009 - 14:25
I like Grace Jones a great deal.
Mr Beefy Thu, 04/06/2009 - 13:44
It's been said before by others, but I'll say it again... it's all been done before - and better - by the likes of Grace Jones and Princess Superstar. Fuck, even Peaches (the singer, not the celebspawn) has more credibility and talent. Her whole 'act' is a pathetic, cheap knock-off.
BustySinclair Thu, 04/06/2009 - 13:13
Hey. It's just a bit of me time. I will try and make cut backs.
kwebb Thu, 04/06/2009 - 13:12
I'd cut my own ears off to her music if I thought it would cover more than a weekend.
Mr Beefy Thu, 04/06/2009 - 12:33
Her favourite big dick is the one she so expertly tucks back between her arse cheeks every day before prancing around in stupid leotards.
BustySinclair Thu, 04/06/2009 - 12:20

Her favourite big dick is the one she so expertly tucks back between her arse cheeks every day before prancing around in stupid leotards.
BustySinclair Thu, 04/06/2009 - 12:20
I'd cut my own ears off to her music if I thought it would cover more than a weekend.
Mr Beefy Thu, 04/06/2009 - 12:33
Hey. It's just a bit of me time. I will try and make cut backs.
kwebb Thu, 04/06/2009 - 13:12
It's been said before by others, but I'll say it again... it's all been done before - and better - by the likes of Grace Jones and Princess Superstar. Fuck, even Peaches (the singer, not the celebspawn) has more credibility and talent. Her whole 'act' is a pathetic, cheap knock-off.
BustySinclair Thu, 04/06/2009 - 13:13
I like Grace Jones a great deal.
Mr Beefy Thu, 04/06/2009 - 13:44
stop hating on the Gaga. Take her for what she is - a silly girl that wears silly clothes. There are more offensive things in the world to get worked up about
sugartits Thu, 04/06/2009 - 14:25
She was too old last year.
debouched Fri, 05/06/2009 - 06:22