And what do you do?
Tue, 08/12/2009 - 11:50 by Mr. HM

Last night saw the long awaited union of Queen and Lady Gaga. The Queen of England that is.

Lady Gaga met Lizzy in Blackpool as part of the Royal Variety Performance where she performed a toned down version of her usual blood soaked tits out stuff.

Speaking to 3am, she said:

"I wanted to do the suicide scene but was told it wouldn't be appropriate."

Brilliant.

Wonder what they spoke about... if this week's news reports are true, it must have been paparazzi. Get it? DO YOU GET IT?

*sips water*

(Miley Cyrus was there too, but she's a bit boring)

  • She's probably wondering "...hmmm, who is this overpaid, overrated freak in the Emperor's new clothes, who surrounds herself with a sycophantic entourage...?". And, as for what the Queen must be thinking...

    spandex Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:03
  • I can imagine the exchange:

    Queen: Hello, what are you?
    Gaga: (bows) I'm a singer songwriter, marm.
    Queen: I see.

    angrykid Wed, 09/12/2009 - 07:55
  • Oh shame. Look at Little Gaga trying to do her curtsey. Bless. Holding onto her petticoats with her forefinger and thumb (laughs). How fucking long had she been practicing in her dressing room?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/12/2009 - 01:02
  • The Royal Family have bred killer dogs and Princess Anne has a criminal conviction for it

    bystander Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:45
  • Fucking hellfire, she should ask for her money back the plastic surgery has made her uglier if that was even possible. I'd even rather lick the Queens haunted pussy that touch Lady GAGA with a bargepole.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:21
  • I find it mildly amusing that she met the queen dressed as a startled period. She's gone up in my estimations. I would now suck her dick if she flashed me her tits.

    Fuckdust Tue, 08/12/2009 - 18:24
  • Is either of those two stupid cunts relevant any more?

    The queen. The epitome of overprivilege and the head of the most dysfunctional family in Britain - and when you consider the death-dog-breeding populace of North West England, that's a hell of a title to hold...

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 17:01
  • No but if I did I dearly hope I would be in possession of an automatic rifle and a full clip.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:45
  • Oh grow up you stupid woman

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 15:42
  • Has anyone ever seen LAdy G and MArilyn Manson in the same room as each other??? (see pic 4)

    danwalshincubator Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:34
  • Good evening Dear, I am delighted to make your acquaintance.I wonder if I might solicit a private audience with Miss Gaga?

    kermits Tue, 08/12/2009 - 13:20
  • Good evening Dear, I am delighted to make your acquaintance.I wonder if I might solicit a private audience with Miss Gaga?

    kermits Tue, 08/12/2009 - 13:20
  • Has anyone ever seen LAdy G and MArilyn Manson in the same room as each other??? (see pic 4)

    danwalshincubator Tue, 08/12/2009 - 14:34
  • Oh grow up you stupid woman

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 15:42
  • No but if I did I dearly hope I would be in possession of an automatic rifle and a full clip.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 08/12/2009 - 16:45
  • Is either of those two stupid cunts relevant any more?

    The queen. The epitome of overprivilege and the head of the most dysfunctional family in Britain - and when you consider the death-dog-breeding populace of North West England, that's a hell of a title to hold...

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 17:01
  • I find it mildly amusing that she met the queen dressed as a startled period. She's gone up in my estimations. I would now suck her dick if she flashed me her tits.

    Fuckdust Tue, 08/12/2009 - 18:24
  • Fucking hellfire, she should ask for her money back the plastic surgery has made her uglier if that was even possible. I'd even rather lick the Queens haunted pussy that touch Lady GAGA with a bargepole.

    whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:21
  • The Royal Family have bred killer dogs and Princess Anne has a criminal conviction for it

    bystander Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:45
  • Oh shame. Look at Little Gaga trying to do her curtsey. Bless. Holding onto her petticoats with her forefinger and thumb (laughs). How fucking long had she been practicing in her dressing room?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/12/2009 - 01:02
  • I can imagine the exchange:

    Queen: Hello, what are you?
    Gaga: (bows) I'm a singer songwriter, marm.
    Queen: I see.

    angrykid Wed, 09/12/2009 - 07:55
  • She's probably wondering "...hmmm, who is this overpaid, overrated freak in the Emperor's new clothes, who surrounds herself with a sycophantic entourage...?". And, as for what the Queen must be thinking...

    spandex Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:03

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