Lady Gaga meets the Queen of England
And what do you do?
Tue, 08/12/2009 - 12:50 by Mr. HMLast night saw the long awaited union of Queen and Lady Gaga. The Queen of England that is.
Lady Gaga met Lizzy in Blackpool as part of the Royal Variety Performance where she performed a toned down version of her usual blood soaked tits out stuff.
Speaking to 3am, she said:
"I wanted to do the suicide scene but was told it wouldn't be appropriate."
Brilliant.
Wonder what they spoke about... if this week's news reports are true, it must have been paparazzi. Get it? DO YOU GET IT?
*sips water*
(Miley Cyrus was there too, but she's a bit boring)
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Comments
She's probably wondering "...hmmm, who is this overpaid, overrated freak in the Emperor's new clothes, who surrounds herself with a sycophantic entourage...?". And, as for what the Queen must be thinking...
I can imagine the exchange:
Queen: Hello, what are you?
Gaga: (bows) I'm a singer songwriter, marm.
Queen: I see.
Oh shame. Look at Little Gaga trying to do her curtsey. Bless. Holding onto her petticoats with her forefinger and thumb (laughs). How fucking long had she been practicing in her dressing room?
The Royal Family have bred killer dogs and Princess Anne has a criminal conviction for it
Fucking hellfire, she should ask for her money back the plastic surgery has made her uglier if that was even possible. I'd even rather lick the Queens haunted pussy that touch Lady GAGA with a bargepole.
I find it mildly amusing that she met the queen dressed as a startled period. She's gone up in my estimations. I would now suck her dick if she flashed me her tits.
Is either of those two stupid cunts relevant any more?
The queen. The epitome of overprivilege and the head of the most dysfunctional family in Britain - and when you consider the death-dog-breeding populace of North West England, that's a hell of a title to hold...
No but if I did I dearly hope I would be in possession of an automatic rifle and a full clip.
Oh grow up you stupid woman
Has anyone ever seen LAdy G and MArilyn Manson in the same room as each other??? (see pic 4)
Good evening Dear, I am delighted to make your acquaintance.I wonder if I might solicit a private audience with Miss Gaga?
Good evening Dear, I am delighted to make your acquaintance.I wonder if I might solicit a private audience with Miss Gaga?
Has anyone ever seen LAdy G and MArilyn Manson in the same room as each other??? (see pic 4)
Oh grow up you stupid woman
No but if I did I dearly hope I would be in possession of an automatic rifle and a full clip.
Is either of those two stupid cunts relevant any more?
The queen. The epitome of overprivilege and the head of the most dysfunctional family in Britain - and when you consider the death-dog-breeding populace of North West England, that's a hell of a title to hold...
I find it mildly amusing that she met the queen dressed as a startled period. She's gone up in my estimations. I would now suck her dick if she flashed me her tits.
Fucking hellfire, she should ask for her money back the plastic surgery has made her uglier if that was even possible. I'd even rather lick the Queens haunted pussy that touch Lady GAGA with a bargepole.
The Royal Family have bred killer dogs and Princess Anne has a criminal conviction for it
Oh shame. Look at Little Gaga trying to do her curtsey. Bless. Holding onto her petticoats with her forefinger and thumb (laughs). How fucking long had she been practicing in her dressing room?
I can imagine the exchange:
Queen: Hello, what are you?
Gaga: (bows) I'm a singer songwriter, marm.
Queen: I see.
She's probably wondering "...hmmm, who is this overpaid, overrated freak in the Emperor's new clothes, who surrounds herself with a sycophantic entourage...?". And, as for what the Queen must be thinking...