Tue, 08/12/2009 - 11:50 By Mr. HM
Lady Gaga met Lizzy in Blackpool as part of the Royal Variety Performance where she performed a toned down version of her usual blood soaked tits out stuff.
Speaking to 3am, she said:
"I wanted to do the suicide scene but was told it wouldn't be appropriate."
Brilliant.
Wonder what they spoke about... if this week's news reports are true, it must have been paparazzi. Get it? DO YOU GET IT?
*sips water*
(Miley Cyrus was there too, but she's a bit boring)
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P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
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Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
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When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (11)
Good evening Dear, I am delighted to make your acquaintance.I wonder if I might solicit a private audience with Miss Gaga?
Has anyone ever seen LAdy G and MArilyn Manson in the same room as each other??? (see pic 4)
No but if I did I dearly hope I would be in possession of an automatic rifle and a full clip.
Oh grow up you stupid woman
Is either of those two stupid cunts relevant any more?
The queen. The epitome of overprivilege and the head of the most dysfunctional family in Britain - and when you consider the death-dog-breeding populace of North West England, that's a hell of a title to hold...
I find it mildly amusing that she met the queen dressed as a startled period. She's gone up in my estimations. I would now suck her dick if she flashed me her tits.
Fucking hellfire, she should ask for her money back the plastic surgery has made her uglier if that was even possible. I'd even rather lick the Queens haunted pussy that touch Lady GAGA with a bargepole.
The Royal Family have bred killer dogs and Princess Anne has a criminal conviction for it
Oh shame. Look at Little Gaga trying to do her curtsey. Bless. Holding onto her petticoats with her forefinger and thumb (laughs). How fucking long had she been practicing in her dressing room?
I can imagine the exchange:
Queen: Hello, what are you?
Gaga: (bows) I'm a singer songwriter, marm.
Queen: I see.