Monster Outifts
Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:54 by HM writer

Due to popular demand and constanty being inundated by you all for stories (and pictures to describe the stories) on Lady Gaga, here she is kicking off her sold-out Monster Ball Tour in Vancouver. Of course she only changed her stage outfits about 570 times during her performance (despite which, there was still no clear sign as to whether Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite or not), and what's that you say? You want to see all the photos? Well, more after the jump...

There was the Herman Munster shoulder-pad number, the leather leotard, a sparkling leotard, another leotard with boob bits, a gold leotard, a slashed leotard, another leotard, but we wonder where did she get her inspiration for the leotards from?

Meanwhile the 23-year-old has declared herself a feminist, and said:

"When I say to you, 'There is nobody like me, and there never was', that is a statement I want every woman to feel and make about themselves."

Alright, don't patronise us....

"I find that men get away with saying a lot in this business, and that women get away with saying very little. In my opinion, women need and want someone to look up to that they feel have the full sense of who they are and says, 'I'm great'."

 

"I don't make it as a defence. I make it as, 'OK, guys, it's been two years, and I've made a lot of music, and I know my greatness is individual'. And I want every woman to be able to say that."

Well, she can play the piano with her foot...

 

  • Lady Gaga sucks! You can never tell if it's a woman or a man, but if she's a woman, she's the ugliest ever! As a British man, I would always choose one of the many beautiful women from the Luxury Escorts London's Finest Agency over Lady Gaga, who is considered to be one of the sexiest "females" alive.

    pena Sat, 19/03/2011 - 18:27
  • Ha, seems many Escorts are posting here - I saw Kate on this London Escort site. Would date Lady Gaga as well as Kate.

    MatB Sat, 15/01/2011 - 20:05
  • Nice outfit, as usual!

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    baltimore Wed, 11/08/2010 - 01:57
  • She's coming back to Vancouver this month, I think. We must love her!

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    baltimore Fri, 06/08/2010 - 19:20
  • Would have like to ahve been at that concert

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 06:34
  • I recognize the dancer on her right from "so you think you can dance". He really can!

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 06:19
  • All escorts at Escorts Watford love lady gaga and listen to her songs at all times.

    Aloar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 16:57
  • Last weekend i met some Escorts in London she is just looking like them.

    swet56 Wed, 21/04/2010 - 12:53
  • Looks more like a london escort than a pop star to me.

    sindy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 20:35
  • Her whole act/persona is designed to be talked about. In real life she's got a p/time job in a grocery store. A big nosed girl called Steph who hasn't got a boyfriend and who spends a lot of time away "visiting family". Hasn't anyone clocked that no-one knows what the fuck she looks like? It could be Joaquin Phoenix for all we know.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 15/12/2009 - 02:14
  • Christ she likes to big herself up doesn't she? Hey love, you're fucking not original enough to crunch on about how fucking great you think you are.

    I don't understand why to make themselves allegedly "equal" to men (I thought we'd had emancipation of women in music for a while now, right, Patti Smith/Deborah Harry/Janis Joplin?), these stupid bints put the cause of women back about 50 years by making themselves.... sex objects.

    And I still think you have a cock.

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:08
  • Does anyone even care anymore ? I vote that we stop posting comments about this twat at which point HM will get the point and just fuck her off altogether

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:12
  • Pic #9 is just missing the ping-pong balls.

    cougar Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:07
  • Pic 11 - like the golden prick!
    Pic 15 eeeeuuuuwwwww!

    whatthe. Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:41
  • Pic 11 - like the golden prick!
    Pic 15 eeeeuuuuwwwww!

    whatthe. Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:41
  • Pic #9 is just missing the ping-pong balls.

    cougar Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:07
  • Does anyone even care anymore ? I vote that we stop posting comments about this twat at which point HM will get the point and just fuck her off altogether

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:12
  • Christ she likes to big herself up doesn't she? Hey love, you're fucking not original enough to crunch on about how fucking great you think you are.

    I don't understand why to make themselves allegedly "equal" to men (I thought we'd had emancipation of women in music for a while now, right, Patti Smith/Deborah Harry/Janis Joplin?), these stupid bints put the cause of women back about 50 years by making themselves.... sex objects.

    And I still think you have a cock.

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:08
  • Her whole act/persona is designed to be talked about. In real life she's got a p/time job in a grocery store. A big nosed girl called Steph who hasn't got a boyfriend and who spends a lot of time away "visiting family". Hasn't anyone clocked that no-one knows what the fuck she looks like? It could be Joaquin Phoenix for all we know.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 15/12/2009 - 02:14
  • Looks more like a london escort than a pop star to me.

    sindy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 20:35
  • Last weekend i met some Escorts in London she is just looking like them.

    swet56 Wed, 21/04/2010 - 12:53
  • All escorts at Escorts Watford love lady gaga and listen to her songs at all times.

    Aloar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 16:57
  • I recognize the dancer on her right from "so you think you can dance". He really can!

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 06:19
  • Would have like to ahve been at that concert

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    cannes Sun, 25/07/2010 - 06:34
  • She's coming back to Vancouver this month, I think. We must love her!

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    baltimore Fri, 06/08/2010 - 19:20
  • Nice outfit, as usual!

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    baltimore Wed, 11/08/2010 - 01:57
  • Ha, seems many Escorts are posting here - I saw Kate on this London Escort site. Would date Lady Gaga as well as Kate.

    MatB Sat, 15/01/2011 - 20:05
  • Lady Gaga sucks! You can never tell if it's a woman or a man, but if she's a woman, she's the ugliest ever! As a British man, I would always choose one of the many beautiful women from the Luxury Escorts London's Finest Agency over Lady Gaga, who is considered to be one of the sexiest "females" alive.

    pena Sat, 19/03/2011 - 18:27

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