Lady Donatella
Sun, 30/08/2009 - 10:34 by HM writer
No, this isn't Donatella Versace on a bad day or Katie Price's new boyfriend in a wig, it's the wonderfully wacky Lady Gagagagagagagagaga....

The singer was photographed in very little other than a lot of fake tan (and still no sign of a cock, pics 3 and 4) by Mario Testino for V magazine.

And according to reports, GaGa has apparently collaborated with none other than Michael Bolton on his new album, One World One Love.

He said:

"I was taking a break from production when my manager and the label tag-teamed me on the phone about writing with a young artist named Lady Gaga who I had never heard of - but they were raving about - they said that she was a huge fan of mine and wanted to write with me."

"She reminded me of a young Madonna - with more exuberance and emphasis on the art rather than the marketing."

And a tad more pretention?

(And possibly both male and female genitalia).

Lady GaGa appears on the Fall 2009 edition of V magazine.

  • Fuck me what a polymath!

    Recording with Michael Bolton AND World 800m champion.

    jiggerycock Tue, 01/09/2009 - 08:44
  • But at least you could give her a reachy if you bummed her.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 31/08/2009 - 17:41
  • This arsehole with the looky-likey mouth of a blow-up sex doll is seriously getting on my fucking tits

    Blartmonster Mon, 31/08/2009 - 16:01
  • Anyone remember Lea from Big Brother a few years ago? Thought not. But if you fancy googling her, there is an uncanny likeness.

    retrovertigo Mon, 31/08/2009 - 00:29
  • ...with more exuberance and emphasis on the art rather than the marketing."

    And a pair of tits AND a cock...

    Blartmonster Sun, 30/08/2009 - 11:01
  • I always used to have trouble attaining that color on my shed, no matter how much creosote i used.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sun, 30/08/2009 - 10:58
  • I always used to have trouble attaining that color on my shed, no matter how much creosote i used.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sun, 30/08/2009 - 10:58
  • ...with more exuberance and emphasis on the art rather than the marketing."

    And a pair of tits AND a cock...

    Blartmonster Sun, 30/08/2009 - 11:01
  • Anyone remember Lea from Big Brother a few years ago? Thought not. But if you fancy googling her, there is an uncanny likeness.

    retrovertigo Mon, 31/08/2009 - 00:29
  • This arsehole with the looky-likey mouth of a blow-up sex doll is seriously getting on my fucking tits

    Blartmonster Mon, 31/08/2009 - 16:01
  • But at least you could give her a reachy if you bummed her.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 31/08/2009 - 17:41
  • Fuck me what a polymath!

    Recording with Michael Bolton AND World 800m champion.

    jiggerycock Tue, 01/09/2009 - 08:44

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