Lip service
Thu, 18/02/2010 - 10:44 by Mr. HM

It seems Lady Gaga didn't use her Brits performance just to pay a tribute to Alexander McQueen - she also took the time to set the record straight regarding what's between her legs. We've all finished breakfast by now, yeah? So let's look at the two key issues: Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite? Does Lady Gaga have a penis? Let's see ...

Well, it's a shame that the best urban myth in pop since the Marc Almond stomach pump has been finally laid to rest really - even though i'm not sure anyone really believed it in the first place.

There it is - in all it's glory. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Gaga vag in full technicolour.

*gets dry mouth*

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    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 02:29
  • I'll bet there has been a cock there, well, probably fucking several....

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:28
  • Is a 'hey nonny no' supposed to look like that? Mine doesn't. I'm sure of it. But then I've not had my willy removed so...

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:31
  • You really are fugging joking!
    You're a girl? Excellent (laughs)
    I thought you were a bloke. Christ you're worse than me. Glad to see there's someone else who also tells it how it is. You're alright.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:30
  • Both?? I loved that line 'Filthy little cows'. Sounded really pervy - disapproving yet with a bit of longing thrown in!

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 07:40
  • One day we'll look back on this and laugh...won't we? Please say we will...I cAN't TaKE aNY MorE...

    angrykid Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:03
  • Is she wearing tights? Or is that a big white milk-vein coming out of her snapper?

    I'm not sure what type of vagina that is. It could be a new species. I shall have to consult my fanny encyclopedia and get back to you.

    TheDukers Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:33
  • What get my fanny out, or fuck her? Probably both

    Would you believe from my filthy docker's mouth that I am in fact a girl?

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:06
  • From that I take it you would though :)

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:04
  • That woman is hilarious. I hope it is her fanny and I hope she knew she was doing it.
    Better than zoids like Hilton and Lohan and Spears going out without knickers and pretending to 'accidentally' open their mean little fangitas straight into the pap lenses as they scramble into the backs of stupidly expensive cars. The filthy little cows.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:02
  • whether male, female, or something in between, the sad fact remains: gaga is just NOT sexy. that's ok, nobody has to be sexy. however, if they aren't then maybe they should dress accordingly! good voice though, better than mcdonna by light years.

    deedeeee Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:43
  • Rash or Gash perhaps?

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:48
  • My hope in human nature is restored now that HM has spent hours poring over crotch shots of Lady Gaga so that we don't have to.

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:53
  • That's title of the next U2 album.

    Mr. HM Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:55
  • from the looks of this she certainly HAD a penis. looks sore

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:38
  • My thoughts exactly.

    tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:31
  • Labia or lace - not sure.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:17
  • Labia or lace - not sure.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:17
  • My thoughts exactly.

    tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:31
  • from the looks of this she certainly HAD a penis. looks sore

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:38
  • That's title of the next U2 album.

    Mr. HM Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:55
  • My hope in human nature is restored now that HM has spent hours poring over crotch shots of Lady Gaga so that we don't have to.

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:53
  • Rash or Gash perhaps?

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:48
  • whether male, female, or something in between, the sad fact remains: gaga is just NOT sexy. that's ok, nobody has to be sexy. however, if they aren't then maybe they should dress accordingly! good voice though, better than mcdonna by light years.

    deedeeee Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:43
  • That woman is hilarious. I hope it is her fanny and I hope she knew she was doing it.
    Better than zoids like Hilton and Lohan and Spears going out without knickers and pretending to 'accidentally' open their mean little fangitas straight into the pap lenses as they scramble into the backs of stupidly expensive cars. The filthy little cows.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:02
  • From that I take it you would though :)

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:04
  • What get my fanny out, or fuck her? Probably both

    Would you believe from my filthy docker's mouth that I am in fact a girl?

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:06
  • Is she wearing tights? Or is that a big white milk-vein coming out of her snapper?

    I'm not sure what type of vagina that is. It could be a new species. I shall have to consult my fanny encyclopedia and get back to you.

    TheDukers Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:33
  • One day we'll look back on this and laugh...won't we? Please say we will...I cAN't TaKE aNY MorE...

    angrykid Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:03
  • Both?? I loved that line 'Filthy little cows'. Sounded really pervy - disapproving yet with a bit of longing thrown in!

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 07:40
  • You really are fugging joking!
    You're a girl? Excellent (laughs)
    I thought you were a bloke. Christ you're worse than me. Glad to see there's someone else who also tells it how it is. You're alright.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:30
  • Is a 'hey nonny no' supposed to look like that? Mine doesn't. I'm sure of it. But then I've not had my willy removed so...

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:31
  • I'll bet there has been a cock there, well, probably fucking several....

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:28
  • gucci and chloe balenciaga handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 02:29

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