Lady Gaga leaves her hotel in London
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Mon, 01/03/2010 - 11:43 by Mr. HMLady Gaga is still on tour - it could well be in London again, I just don't know anymore. Anyway - whilst not quite rivalling "Fister" in the bouncer stakes, at least Courtney Love doesn't walk around like some kind of Italian widow on mushrooms.
Here she is leaving the Mandarin Oriental in London dressed in fuck knows what.
This hotel is about 4 minutes away from HM HQ and i've just been to the shops - it is fucking freezing, and I wore a coat, hat and trousers. She must have blood made of mercury, or she's your actual cold-blooded lizard/human hybrid like in V. How can she go out like that and not slip into a coma?
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When you see her fucking fizzog without all these tranclements, then you know why she hides the fucker with all that shit
Leigh Bowery must be spinning in his grave, mainly because her cock is bigger.
She's freezing her cock off no doubt but she's got a hot water bottle underneath her plastic hair which keeps her nice and toasty. And don't forget - if she'd raided the hotel's mini-bar all that booze will have kept her warm. She might be a pretendy mophradite but she's not a complete mug.
It must be knackering being Lady Gaga. Can you imagine how fucking long it takes her to get dressed in the morning?
"Oh God, I have no idea what to wear. There's this massive plastic bubble thing, but I can't move my arms in it, there's a huge fibreglass turd but it makes my arse look fat and ironically I can't go to the toilet without the assistance of at least five people....."
wonder what the usual clientele of russian oligarchs and billionaire arabs think of that!
Splendid knockers tho
The minute I read you had worn a 'hat', this leapt into my mind. Why I didn't think 'woolly warm hat' I have no idea. Perhaps it's cos of your aura of authority.
The minute I read you had worn a 'hat', this leapt into my mind. Why I didn't think 'woolly warm hat' I have no idea. Perhaps it's cos of your aura of authority.
Splendid knockers tho
wonder what the usual clientele of russian oligarchs and billionaire arabs think of that!
It must be knackering being Lady Gaga. Can you imagine how fucking long it takes her to get dressed in the morning?
"Oh God, I have no idea what to wear. There's this massive plastic bubble thing, but I can't move my arms in it, there's a huge fibreglass turd but it makes my arse look fat and ironically I can't go to the toilet without the assistance of at least five people....."
She's freezing her cock off no doubt but she's got a hot water bottle underneath her plastic hair which keeps her nice and toasty. And don't forget - if she'd raided the hotel's mini-bar all that booze will have kept her warm. She might be a pretendy mophradite but she's not a complete mug.
Leigh Bowery must be spinning in his grave, mainly because her cock is bigger.
When you see her fucking fizzog without all these tranclements, then you know why she hides the fucker with all that shit