Monster Balls
Mon, 16/08/2010 - 10:38 by HM writer

After Lady Gaga's profound comment last week that if she has sexual intercourse, her creativity will seep endlessly out of her va jay jay, she's now claiming that if you have sex with someone you love, it's all OK and your creativity should remain intact and inside your uterus...

*Shudders*

Speaking to a radio station recently, she said:

"I have weird superstitions about sex. If you're not having sex with someone who really cares about you or who really loves you they can screw up your energy.

"I think sometimes, I don't know, if you are promiscuous and are just sleeping around that people can take things from you.

"I think it's always important to be making love."

Meanwhile, she's been setting fire to her piano during her Monster Ball in LA over the weekend. And wearing pants with the name 'Faubert' scrawled across them. We never knew she was such a fan of the French footballer...

GaGa also crowd surfed but she managed to retain more of her creativity in her crotch this time without wiping it in a man's face...

Lady GaGa

 

 

 

  • So now we know, her brain's more fucked than her punani.
    Shame Katie Price hasn't opened up a whore-house, she could pimp 'young' Alex to the Gagas of this world and make a packet.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/08/2010 - 20:19
  • I think she must be confused, it's not her creativity that will be seeping out after intercourse.....tadpole art, suprised Chris Offili and Damian Hirst haven't stepped in.

    slug Mon, 16/08/2010 - 11:53
  • I think she must be confused, it's not her creativity that will be seeping out after intercourse.....tadpole art, suprised Chris Offili and Damian Hirst haven't stepped in.

    slug Mon, 16/08/2010 - 11:53
  • So now we know, her brain's more fucked than her punani.
    Shame Katie Price hasn't opened up a whore-house, she could pimp 'young' Alex to the Gagas of this world and make a packet.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/08/2010 - 20:19

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