Lady Gaga says she is celibate, world raises eyebrow

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Tue, 02/03/2010 - 11:38 by Mr. HM

Lady Gaga has come out and told the world that she does not have penetrative sex and that teenagers should not have penetrative sex either. Hhhmmm.. K...

Gaga has spoken about practising safe sex and, you know, only letting boys touch your foo-foo if you know them and like them a lot.

"If you can’t get to know them, you shouldn’t have sex with them.

You know what? It’s OK. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate."

March 1st 2010

Especially when you hop into bed wearing a pair of antlers and flapping your penis all over the place, eh love?

Still, it seems to fly in the face of her previous quotes - back in the day when the world wasn't kissing her arse and declaring her to be the next Madonna/Jesus/Lauren Harries. When she needed to grab a headline or two she didn't hesitate to give the impression that she's a party girl who can't get enough peen.

"I'm a single girl, I like to have a good time. I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it's easier."

10th July 2009

Make your mind up love.

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Comments

  • I got one thing to say about this "Lady Gaga" person
    It says "GAG ME" - YUK, she's the epitamy of UGLY!!!!

    foxy Tue, 02/03/2010 - 23:54

  • She does great videos though.

    whatthe. Tue, 02/03/2010 - 20:43

  • Yeah, she's 'celibate' like Peter Andre. Aka, 'in between shags'; just like the rest of us. Radical. Wish I'd thought of that.

    spandex Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:31

  • *coffee over the laptop*

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:12

  • What, boss-eyed, wonky teeth and non-specific sexuality? Maybe, but with no comparison talent-wise

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:12

  • Exactly. Deep down (if you pardon the pun) she wants a piece but she looks so terrifying, who would risk it? Her only hope is for some bull-dyke bitch to give her one in a car park.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:11

  • I read an interview with her manager the other day and he said when he first saw her perform, he phoned the record company and said."I think I've just discovered a female David Bowie." No. No. No and once more...no.

    psammmead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 13:07

  • Great bum tho

    fuckwit Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:53

  • I cant believe this talentless hermaphrodite is still making any sort of news, begone you foul creature and stop dictating edicts like some modern day prophet...
    No one wants to fuck you, your ex was completely right to bounce you and you will inevitably slide back into obscurity as nothing you do has any lasting power...

    Cicero Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:18

  • There's a fine line between being celibate and not getting any.

    shiddymitters Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:14

  • "controversial" star makes "controversial" comment shock!

    blaxa Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:11

  • "controversial" star makes "controversial" comment shock!

    blaxa Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:11

  • There's a fine line between being celibate and not getting any.

    shiddymitters Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:14

  • I cant believe this talentless hermaphrodite is still making any sort of news, begone you foul creature and stop dictating edicts like some modern day prophet...
    No one wants to fuck you, your ex was completely right to bounce you and you will inevitably slide back into obscurity as nothing you do has any lasting power...

    Cicero Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:18

  • Great bum tho

    fuckwit Tue, 02/03/2010 - 12:53

  • I read an interview with her manager the other day and he said when he first saw her perform, he phoned the record company and said."I think I've just discovered a female David Bowie." No. No. No and once more...no.

    psammmead Tue, 02/03/2010 - 13:07

  • Exactly. Deep down (if you pardon the pun) she wants a piece but she looks so terrifying, who would risk it? Her only hope is for some bull-dyke bitch to give her one in a car park.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:11

  • What, boss-eyed, wonky teeth and non-specific sexuality? Maybe, but with no comparison talent-wise

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:12

  • *coffee over the laptop*

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:12

  • Yeah, she's 'celibate' like Peter Andre. Aka, 'in between shags'; just like the rest of us. Radical. Wish I'd thought of that.

    spandex Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:31

  • She does great videos though.

    whatthe. Tue, 02/03/2010 - 20:43

  • I got one thing to say about this "Lady Gaga" person
    It says "GAG ME" - YUK, she's the epitamy of UGLY!!!!

    foxy Tue, 02/03/2010 - 23:54

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