Speaking to E! News at the release party for her new LP The Fame Monster, the singer explained that the album is all about her phobias:
"Fear of alcohol, fear of sex monster, fear of love monster, fear of myself monster."
We can all relate to the latter, love. And, just like we learned with spiders and other creepy-crawlies, the sex monster is probably more scared of you than you are of it. Best that you keep that face nicely hidden. Thanks.
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COMMENTS (28)
Hey - tesco - pic 16 - that's what you need!
A...nude bodysuit?
Yeah I didn't quite get that one
I think stella may be referring to the toilet brush metallic dildo type thing....
Toilet brush. :) Perhaps got wrong pic number.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Yes, t'would have come in handy when the phantom shitter was doing her worst.
But if it works for you.
Ah of course for your phantom pooer !
However I would think something like this would be more suitable
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH me rikey.
its incredible how quickly this thread has broken down to lavatorial content once again....