She's a lady!
Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:30 by Harry Bow

Oooh, the big tease! Lady Gaga has been fooling us all along - behind the gimp masks, ceramic bras and gigantic cock, she's actually terrified of all that sex stuff...

Speaking to E! News at the release party for her new LP The Fame Monster, the singer explained that the album is all about her phobias:

"Fear of alcohol, fear of sex monster, fear of love monster, fear of myself monster."

We can all relate to the latter, love. And, just like we learned with spiders and other creepy-crawlies, the sex monster is probably more scared of you than you are of it. Best that you keep that face nicely hidden. Thanks.

 

Scroll through for some of Gaga's most terrifying moments!

  • I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?

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    lanslaw230 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 10:43
  • Ricky Gervais?

    Sorry, you DESERVE to go mad then.

    ken tate Fri, 04/12/2009 - 03:49
  • Scared of sex? Is that what she's telling herself cos no-one wants to sleep with her? She's as gagging as fuck. Explains her insanity though if she ain't getting any. I went without for just over a year. Nearly lost my muthafucking mind. Slept with a guy who looked like Ricky Gervais. That's what being "scared of sex" will do to you.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:20
  • I think she's got a nice bottom. And that's the only thing I look for in a girl, to be honest.

    fuckwit Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:56
  • I only have two and I'm no lesbo fluffer. Defamation.

    stella ah trois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 09:14
  • Ply her with 4 halves of Stella and she'd be taking it up her (very cute) Arse like a Good 'Un.

    ken tate Thu, 26/11/2009 - 03:03
  • I would have said that this is a typical example of style over substance, but there's fuck all style to talk of....

    Blartmonster Wed, 25/11/2009 - 22:04
  • Well she could always go fuck herself - Waaa Waaa Waaaa (sad trombone)

    http://www.sadtrombone.com/

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 14:09
  • is it the Queensland State of Origin jersey?

    wallyraffles Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:57
  • I feel like this is some sort of 'dadometer' test to see how soon it is before you have to pass a comment on how much of a state she looks... Gaga that is, not Tescopop's phantom pooer.

    dandyboy Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:56
  • the other pics are pretty reserved by her standards....even the one with the doily on her head. My nan was busting that out back in the 40s....old hat (no pun intended)

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:56
  • But in terms of the sex. If you had a willy that big, you would be a bit screwed. No pun intended. Neither one thing or the other. What do you do with yourself?

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:51
  • Sorry. But obviously not really.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:50
  • I've just done a poo,

    i suppose i should go and clean myself up

    bunglist Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:49
  • And for once, I didn't start it!

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:41
  • its incredible how quickly this thread has broken down to lavatorial content once again....

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:38
  • Only on pic 17?

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:38
  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH me rikey.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:37
  • But if it works for you.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:34
  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Yes, t'would have come in handy when the phantom shitter was doing her worst.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:34
  • Ah of course for your phantom pooer !

    However I would think something like this would be more suitable

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:34
  • Toilet brush. :) Perhaps got wrong pic number.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:33
  • I think stella may be referring to the toilet brush metallic dildo type thing....

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:33
  • Yeah I didn't quite get that one

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:31
  • pic 17.....words fail me....

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:30
  • She should try combining the two and voila ! no fears & no sexual inhibitions

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:30
  • A...nude bodysuit?

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:29
  • Scared of alcohol and sex? She's definitely gone down in my books...

    slug Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:00
  • Hey - tesco - pic 16 - that's what you need!

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:54
  • Hey - tesco - pic 16 - that's what you need!

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:54
  • Scared of alcohol and sex? She's definitely gone down in my books...

    slug Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:00
  • A...nude bodysuit?

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:29
  • She should try combining the two and voila ! no fears & no sexual inhibitions

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:30
  • pic 17.....words fail me....

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:30
  • Yeah I didn't quite get that one

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:31
  • I think stella may be referring to the toilet brush metallic dildo type thing....

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:33
  • Toilet brush. :) Perhaps got wrong pic number.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:33
  • Ah of course for your phantom pooer !

    However I would think something like this would be more suitable

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:34
  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Yes, t'would have come in handy when the phantom shitter was doing her worst.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:34
  • But if it works for you.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:34
  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH me rikey.

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:37
  • Only on pic 17?

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:38
  • its incredible how quickly this thread has broken down to lavatorial content once again....

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:38
  • And for once, I didn't start it!

    tescopop Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:41
  • I've just done a poo,

    i suppose i should go and clean myself up

    bunglist Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:49
  • Sorry. But obviously not really.

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:50
  • But in terms of the sex. If you had a willy that big, you would be a bit screwed. No pun intended. Neither one thing or the other. What do you do with yourself?

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:51
  • the other pics are pretty reserved by her standards....even the one with the doily on her head. My nan was busting that out back in the 40s....old hat (no pun intended)

    badger79 Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:56
  • I feel like this is some sort of 'dadometer' test to see how soon it is before you have to pass a comment on how much of a state she looks... Gaga that is, not Tescopop's phantom pooer.

    dandyboy Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:56
  • is it the Queensland State of Origin jersey?

    wallyraffles Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:57
  • Well she could always go fuck herself - Waaa Waaa Waaaa (sad trombone)

    http://www.sadtrombone.com/

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 25/11/2009 - 14:09
  • I would have said that this is a typical example of style over substance, but there's fuck all style to talk of....

    Blartmonster Wed, 25/11/2009 - 22:04
  • Ply her with 4 halves of Stella and she'd be taking it up her (very cute) Arse like a Good 'Un.

    ken tate Thu, 26/11/2009 - 03:03
  • I only have two and I'm no lesbo fluffer. Defamation.

    stella ah trois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 09:14
  • I think she's got a nice bottom. And that's the only thing I look for in a girl, to be honest.

    fuckwit Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:56
  • Scared of sex? Is that what she's telling herself cos no-one wants to sleep with her? She's as gagging as fuck. Explains her insanity though if she ain't getting any. I went without for just over a year. Nearly lost my muthafucking mind. Slept with a guy who looked like Ricky Gervais. That's what being "scared of sex" will do to you.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:20
  • Ricky Gervais?

    Sorry, you DESERVE to go mad then.

    ken tate Fri, 04/12/2009 - 03:49
  • I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michelle-heaton-tosses-pancakes-must-see-pics43482#ixzz0wx9IgxfO
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    lanslaw230 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 10:43

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