The demure Lady Gaga
She's a lady!
Wed, 25/11/2009 - 12:30 by Harry BowOooh, the big tease! Lady Gaga has been fooling us all along - behind the gimp masks, ceramic bras and gigantic cock, she's actually terrified of all that sex stuff...
Speaking to E! News at the release party for her new LP The Fame Monster, the singer explained that the album is all about her phobias:
"Fear of alcohol, fear of sex monster, fear of love monster, fear of myself monster."
We can all relate to the latter, love. And, just like we learned with spiders and other creepy-crawlies, the sex monster is probably more scared of you than you are of it. Best that you keep that face nicely hidden. Thanks.
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I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?
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Ricky Gervais?
Sorry, you DESERVE to go mad then.
Scared of sex? Is that what she's telling herself cos no-one wants to sleep with her? She's as gagging as fuck. Explains her insanity though if she ain't getting any. I went without for just over a year. Nearly lost my muthafucking mind. Slept with a guy who looked like Ricky Gervais. That's what being "scared of sex" will do to you.
I think she's got a nice bottom. And that's the only thing I look for in a girl, to be honest.
I only have two and I'm no lesbo fluffer. Defamation.
Ply her with 4 halves of Stella and she'd be taking it up her (very cute) Arse like a Good 'Un.
I would have said that this is a typical example of style over substance, but there's fuck all style to talk of....
Well she could always go fuck herself - Waaa Waaa Waaaa (sad trombone)
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
is it the Queensland State of Origin jersey?
I feel like this is some sort of 'dadometer' test to see how soon it is before you have to pass a comment on how much of a state she looks... Gaga that is, not Tescopop's phantom pooer.
the other pics are pretty reserved by her standards....even the one with the doily on her head. My nan was busting that out back in the 40s....old hat (no pun intended)
But in terms of the sex. If you had a willy that big, you would be a bit screwed. No pun intended. Neither one thing or the other. What do you do with yourself?
Sorry. But obviously not really.
I've just done a poo,
i suppose i should go and clean myself up
And for once, I didn't start it!
its incredible how quickly this thread has broken down to lavatorial content once again....
Only on pic 17?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH me rikey.
But if it works for you.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Yes, t'would have come in handy when the phantom shitter was doing her worst.
Ah of course for your phantom pooer !
However I would think something like this would be more suitable
Toilet brush. :) Perhaps got wrong pic number.
I think stella may be referring to the toilet brush metallic dildo type thing....
Yeah I didn't quite get that one
pic 17.....words fail me....
She should try combining the two and voila ! no fears & no sexual inhibitions
A...nude bodysuit?
Scared of alcohol and sex? She's definitely gone down in my books...
Hey - tesco - pic 16 - that's what you need!
Hey - tesco - pic 16 - that's what you need!
Scared of alcohol and sex? She's definitely gone down in my books...
A...nude bodysuit?
She should try combining the two and voila ! no fears & no sexual inhibitions
pic 17.....words fail me....
Yeah I didn't quite get that one
I think stella may be referring to the toilet brush metallic dildo type thing....
Toilet brush. :) Perhaps got wrong pic number.
Ah of course for your phantom pooer !
However I would think something like this would be more suitable
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Yes, t'would have come in handy when the phantom shitter was doing her worst.
But if it works for you.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH me rikey.
Only on pic 17?
its incredible how quickly this thread has broken down to lavatorial content once again....
And for once, I didn't start it!
I've just done a poo,
i suppose i should go and clean myself up
Sorry. But obviously not really.
But in terms of the sex. If you had a willy that big, you would be a bit screwed. No pun intended. Neither one thing or the other. What do you do with yourself?
the other pics are pretty reserved by her standards....even the one with the doily on her head. My nan was busting that out back in the 40s....old hat (no pun intended)
I feel like this is some sort of 'dadometer' test to see how soon it is before you have to pass a comment on how much of a state she looks... Gaga that is, not Tescopop's phantom pooer.
is it the Queensland State of Origin jersey?
Well she could always go fuck herself - Waaa Waaa Waaaa (sad trombone)
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
I would have said that this is a typical example of style over substance, but there's fuck all style to talk of....
Ply her with 4 halves of Stella and she'd be taking it up her (very cute) Arse like a Good 'Un.
I only have two and I'm no lesbo fluffer. Defamation.
I think she's got a nice bottom. And that's the only thing I look for in a girl, to be honest.
Scared of sex? Is that what she's telling herself cos no-one wants to sleep with her? She's as gagging as fuck. Explains her insanity though if she ain't getting any. I went without for just over a year. Nearly lost my muthafucking mind. Slept with a guy who looked like Ricky Gervais. That's what being "scared of sex" will do to you.
Ricky Gervais?
Sorry, you DESERVE to go mad then.
I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?
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