Lady Gaga slammed by PETA over meat bikini, Kerry Katona offers alternative

5 Kerry Katona, notice the kebab detailing The cover in question advert "Katona did what?"..."I'm going to hunt her down"

Kerry Katona, hungry for fashion

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Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:07 by John Hill

Lady Gaga courts controversy like Kate Moss courts dickheads. This time round, as I'm sure you saw in yesterday's Eva Mendes shoot, Gaga had her picture taken for the front cover of Japanese Vogue Homme wearing nothing but a meat bikini. She's basically the weird kid in school who got bullied so much he would put spit in his own hair, wee in his own shoes and make his own poo and slug sandwiches.

As an agent provocateur par excellence (thank you 'Allo 'Allo) everyone is pretty much used to her attention seeking antics, and bar her actually eating her own flesh or turning out to be a marketing strategy manager from Croydon nothing she does surprises anyone anymore.

Except of course those fun-loving party monsters at PETA who are absolutely furious that she would do something so controversial, especially when their recent attempt to pile up the column inches was a bit of a flop.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk said: "Lady GaGa's job is to do outlandish things, and this certainly qualifies as outlandish because meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body. No matter how beautifully it is presented, flesh from a tortured animal is flesh from a tortured animal. Meat represents bloody violence and suffering, so if that's the look they were going for, they achieved it."

Well, despite being a bit of an uptight old tart (possibly) any one who connects Lady Gaga with violence and suffering can't be that bad, and we at HM hate to see old Ingrid having a tough time, so we've come up with our own meat free* and truly english version of the cover....

Our very own Kerry Katona, looking greasy and fat! Also she has a chip dress on.

*(even vegans agree that donner kebab meat is a grey area)

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Comments

You made that picture of Kerry up yourselves, didn't you?
Go on 'fess up.

I spy a Fish Supper, Yummy.
ken tate Mon, 13/09/2010 - 00:30
I know, they weren't friends of mine, they were friends of the ex-girlfriend. Had they been pals of mine I would have really pushed the boat out.
slug Thu, 09/09/2010 - 08:04
You forgot her prawn ring - a phrase which makes me feel sick
fuckwit Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:38
god that picture of katona is funny. well played sir...
markworldsstrongestmanhenry Wed, 08/09/2010 - 23:55
You forgot the Siberian tiger cutlets, nestled on a rosti of shredded white rhino horn and drizzled with a flourish of panda jus.
spandex Wed, 08/09/2010 - 23:53
and another thing, if vegetarian food is so fucking good for you, why (with the possible exception of a mushroom risotto and a green salad) is pretty much all vegetarian food disguised as meat in order to sell it?

I invited some vegetarian friends of ex-girlfriend round for dinner and served foie gras, crocodile filet kebabs, spingbok loin and Filet steak.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
slug Wed, 08/09/2010 - 14:51
An observation I have made about vegetarians - Whenever I go to a wedding there is always a vegetarian option on the menu which any vegetarians will generally moan about in the "Oh fucking hell not mushroom risotto again, can't these catering companies cook any other vegie meals, blah, blah". However this summer I was invited to a wedding of two vegetarians which had a couple of different vegie main courses to keep the bean eaters happy, what it did not have was a fucking meat option which stuck me as being somewhat fascist. In short when \ if I get married there will just be a large charcoal pit in the middle of the room with large lumps of meat cooking all day, any vegetarians that complain will be thrown onto the fire to add to the flavour of the meat that I am cooking.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 14:03
Sadly no.
And there's usually a slight whiff of eau de compost about them.
And mothballs, due to the inordinant amount of clothing bought from Oxfam and not washed before wearing.

Anyway, they're just as guilty of causing global warming as the rest of us.
Mung beans make twice as much methane as the cows in Patagonia, or whatever.
And faux leather shoes......
Bhopal in India springs to mind there.

Twisted freaks!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:40
Someone needs to give PETA a big steak and a slap, stop the dickheads whining on all the time. Whiney dickheads the lot of em.

Has anyone, ever, in the whole history of the world, met a fun vegan?
tescopop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:21
Ah, pissing off PETA is easier than winding up Bob Crowe by whispering 'workshy' in his ear. I find that using it as an abbreviation for People Eating Tasty Animals sometimes works too.
dandyboy Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:18
First time I've ever found Lady GaGa even slightly desirable......and that's only if I can throw her in a big frying pan.

There is however no foodstuff known to man or God that can redeem Katona.

Oh and that kebab imagery just made me do a sick in my mouth.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:17

First time I've ever found Lady GaGa even slightly desirable......and that's only if I can throw her in a big frying pan.

There is however no foodstuff known to man or God that can redeem Katona.

Oh and that kebab imagery just made me do a sick in my mouth.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:17
Ah, pissing off PETA is easier than winding up Bob Crowe by whispering 'workshy' in his ear. I find that using it as an abbreviation for People Eating Tasty Animals sometimes works too.
dandyboy Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:18
Someone needs to give PETA a big steak and a slap, stop the dickheads whining on all the time. Whiney dickheads the lot of em.

Has anyone, ever, in the whole history of the world, met a fun vegan?
tescopop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:21
Sadly no.
And there's usually a slight whiff of eau de compost about them.
And mothballs, due to the inordinant amount of clothing bought from Oxfam and not washed before wearing.

Anyway, they're just as guilty of causing global warming as the rest of us.
Mung beans make twice as much methane as the cows in Patagonia, or whatever.
And faux leather shoes......
Bhopal in India springs to mind there.

Twisted freaks!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:40
An observation I have made about vegetarians - Whenever I go to a wedding there is always a vegetarian option on the menu which any vegetarians will generally moan about in the "Oh fucking hell not mushroom risotto again, can't these catering companies cook any other vegie meals, blah, blah". However this summer I was invited to a wedding of two vegetarians which had a couple of different vegie main courses to keep the bean eaters happy, what it did not have was a fucking meat option which stuck me as being somewhat fascist. In short when \ if I get married there will just be a large charcoal pit in the middle of the room with large lumps of meat cooking all day, any vegetarians that complain will be thrown onto the fire to add to the flavour of the meat that I am cooking.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 14:03
and another thing, if vegetarian food is so fucking good for you, why (with the possible exception of a mushroom risotto and a green salad) is pretty much all vegetarian food disguised as meat in order to sell it?

I invited some vegetarian friends of ex-girlfriend round for dinner and served foie gras, crocodile filet kebabs, spingbok loin and Filet steak.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
slug Wed, 08/09/2010 - 14:51
You forgot the Siberian tiger cutlets, nestled on a rosti of shredded white rhino horn and drizzled with a flourish of panda jus.
spandex Wed, 08/09/2010 - 23:53
god that picture of katona is funny. well played sir...
markworldsstrongestmanhenry Wed, 08/09/2010 - 23:55
You forgot her prawn ring - a phrase which makes me feel sick
fuckwit Thu, 09/09/2010 - 07:38
I know, they weren't friends of mine, they were friends of the ex-girlfriend. Had they been pals of mine I would have really pushed the boat out.
slug Thu, 09/09/2010 - 08:04
You made that picture of Kerry up yourselves, didn't you?
Go on 'fess up.

I spy a Fish Supper, Yummy.
ken tate Mon, 13/09/2010 - 00:30