GaGa for cock
Wed, 24/02/2010 - 11:51 by HM writer

It's been ages since we last commented on whether or not we could see Lady Gaga's vagina (well, six long days at least) and now the singer has spoken exclusively about that cock to Q magazine and with so much enthusiasm that she'll be sending pictures of it to people's mobile phones before the day's out...

Lady GaGa told Q magazine:

"We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?

"I also carry myself onstage in a masculine way and sing in a low register. This is not out of nowhere, right?

 

"I want to wear a d*** strapped to my vagina. I want to comment on that in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard."

But we thought she'd already done that...

Lady GaGa


 

 

  • Fucking Nana Mouskouri was edgier

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 17:44
  • Liza Minnelli had more edge.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 25/02/2010 - 03:20
  • Careful, I hear that's where she shops for her rubber cocks.

    dandyboy Wed, 24/02/2010 - 20:06
  • Ooh, she's so avant garde; what will she do next? *edge of edge of seat*

    spandex Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:54
  • In my eyes all of Gods creatures are equal......except for Arsenal fans, they're fucking scum.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:47
  • Jesus she telegraphs her moves so blatantly doesn't she?

    jiggerycock Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:32
  • They speak to you? *Slightly worried frown and tilt of head

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:33
  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzz............followed by a massive yawn.
    I have no interest in this wowan whatsoever...

    kermits Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:31
  • Yeah but down my local zoo monkeys shit in a bucket then use it to paint pictures and they call that "art" so who are we to judge ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:18
  • It's the fact she keeps referring to what she does as art that makes me laugh.

    dandyboy Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:42
  • She's now killed the story stone dead. She's just ugly. If she was a real haemophrodite she would have kept that shit quiet. That's why Jamie Lee Curtis never bothers to deny the obviously untrue rumours about her gender. Don't be surprised if she starts turning up with a bag of walnuts stuffed down her tights. GaGa that is not Jamie. She don't need to. Ahem.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:03
  • She's now killed the story stone dead. She's just ugly. If she was a real haemophrodite she would have kept that shit quiet. That's why Jamie Lee Curtis never bothers to deny the obviously untrue rumours about her gender. Don't be surprised if she starts turning up with a bag of walnuts stuffed down her tights. GaGa that is not Jamie. She don't need to. Ahem.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:03
  • It's the fact she keeps referring to what she does as art that makes me laugh.

    dandyboy Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:42
  • Yeah but down my local zoo monkeys shit in a bucket then use it to paint pictures and they call that "art" so who are we to judge ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:18
  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzz............followed by a massive yawn.
    I have no interest in this wowan whatsoever...

    kermits Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:31
  • They speak to you? *Slightly worried frown and tilt of head

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:33
  • Jesus she telegraphs her moves so blatantly doesn't she?

    jiggerycock Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:32
  • In my eyes all of Gods creatures are equal......except for Arsenal fans, they're fucking scum.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:47
  • Ooh, she's so avant garde; what will she do next? *edge of edge of seat*

    spandex Wed, 24/02/2010 - 15:54
  • Careful, I hear that's where she shops for her rubber cocks.

    dandyboy Wed, 24/02/2010 - 20:06
  • Liza Minnelli had more edge.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 25/02/2010 - 03:20
  • Fucking Nana Mouskouri was edgier

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 17:44

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