Lady Gaga topless in transparent leopard-print onesie, also not crazy about sex

7So we can show you them laterShe's sassy and catty and those boots couldn't look less stableadvertDon't drink and dressNot sure whether this angle is much better, to be honestSeriously, those boots can't be good for herShe's armless (sorry)

We cover all the nipplesWe cover all the nipples

Hates sex? She's not lion to you
Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:45 by John Hill

While you've already seen Stefani Germanotta once today, deciding to give the whole modelling thing a go, we thought you might like to see her again, except this time in a super silly leopard print dress what you can see her boobies through. We know, it's truly shocking. But what do you expect from such a creative juggernaut as the Haus of Gaga?

 

'TITS ARE ART'. GET USED TO IT, IT MAY VERY WELL BE OUR NEW TAGLINE.

Anyway, aside from those shoes, Gaga's also made some other pretty bad choices, explaining to Grazia that losing your virginity isn't always as good as Red Shoe Diaries made it look:

‘It wasn’t until I was 17,’

 

‘But I have to say even then I wasn’t ready and it was an absolutely terrible experience.

It wasn’t good at all.’

 

‘I never actually enjoyed sex until two years ago. It was a proper monogamous relationship in which I felt free enough to trust and I had enough self-love. 

 

'Sex is the ultimate expression of vulnerability and for me it was important to know that it was a proper relationship so it was sex as a source of love and nothing else,’

We understand Stef, not everyone gets to have their first, magical experience behind the skip outside The Springbok. Most of the people from our village and the five miles surrounding it, but not everyone.

Lady Gaga topless, Lady Gaga

Comments

  • It takes a lot of effort to get your nipples straight. You have to sort of scoop and lift and line them up and then check for slippage occasionally. Most women have one boob that is more prone to slippage than the other but standing with the shoulder on that side slightly more back than the other is good compensation.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/03/2011 - 10:58

  • So when WILL she be arrested for indecency? I think we had this discussion a year or so ago.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/03/2011 - 10:55

  • Exactly, she could have at least gone to the trouble of getting her nipples straight. I mean that's just poor. Looks like Adrian Chiles' face in a sock.

    slug Fri, 04/03/2011 - 09:35

  • Lady Garg may as well just go around pooing in all our faces, especially with that new song of hers.

    Fuddock Fri, 04/03/2011 - 01:57

  • THREE CHEERS FOR BIG PANTS!

    I see them big ole belly huggers and it makes me a little less ashamed of my own...

    Only wasn't Jessie J rocking this look not two weeks ago?

    I thought the only person she mimicked was Madonna circa 1988?

    GretaBritain Thu, 03/03/2011 - 23:42

  • I'd wear this. With a bra, obviously, but yeah, I'd wear it. Why not, eh? And I, too, love the big ol' pants.

    tescopop Thu, 03/03/2011 - 18:28

  • I had to post this for you all to look at:

    http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/03/andy-dick-lewd-act-snorting-cocaine/?source=plugin

    Andy Dick performing a lewd act on a woman?? Who would have thunk it?!

    GretaBritain Thu, 03/03/2011 - 17:41

  • Bravo GaGa you've managed to make suggested nakedery unsexy & boring.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/03/2011 - 17:38

  • that's not a pvc dress you big silly

    i find this rather classy compared to her usual biker jacket and thong combo. t&a looking good

    (shoots self)

    merkin Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:55

  • that's not a pvc dress you big silly

    i find this rather classy compared to her usual biker jacket and thong combo. t&a looking good

    (shoots self)

    merkin Thu, 03/03/2011 - 16:55

  • Bravo GaGa you've managed to make suggested nakedery unsexy & boring.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/03/2011 - 17:38

  • I had to post this for you all to look at:

    http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/03/andy-dick-lewd-act-snorting-cocaine/?source=plugin

    Andy Dick performing a lewd act on a woman?? Who would have thunk it?!

    GretaBritain Thu, 03/03/2011 - 17:41

  • I'd wear this. With a bra, obviously, but yeah, I'd wear it. Why not, eh? And I, too, love the big ol' pants.

    tescopop Thu, 03/03/2011 - 18:28

  • THREE CHEERS FOR BIG PANTS!

    I see them big ole belly huggers and it makes me a little less ashamed of my own...

    Only wasn't Jessie J rocking this look not two weeks ago?

    I thought the only person she mimicked was Madonna circa 1988?

    GretaBritain Thu, 03/03/2011 - 23:42

  • Lady Garg may as well just go around pooing in all our faces, especially with that new song of hers.

    Fuddock Fri, 04/03/2011 - 01:57

  • Exactly, she could have at least gone to the trouble of getting her nipples straight. I mean that's just poor. Looks like Adrian Chiles' face in a sock.

    slug Fri, 04/03/2011 - 09:35

  • So when WILL she be arrested for indecency? I think we had this discussion a year or so ago.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/03/2011 - 10:55

  • It takes a lot of effort to get your nipples straight. You have to sort of scoop and lift and line them up and then check for slippage occasionally. Most women have one boob that is more prone to slippage than the other but standing with the shoulder on that side slightly more back than the other is good compensation.

    stella ah trois Fri, 04/03/2011 - 10:58

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