Lady Gaga turns up to her gig looking like a piss soaked mop

The Tame Monster

Fri, 22/01/2010 - 10:47 by Mr. HM

What the hell has Lady Gaga been doing to herself? She turned up for her gig in New York looking like she'd just spent the night being passed around the Millwall changing room.

I'll choose to ignore that someone has swapped her teeth for a packet of wotsits as it makes my stomach churn, but what the hell has she been doing to her thighs?

Still she scrubbed up well enough to perform later on. Two things though...

1) Vivienne Westwood called - she wants her hair back.

2) You need to start pulling a different face.

Please sort. Thanks.

Celebrity Fashion, Lady Gaga pictures, Lady Gaga

Comments

I think she's already got one.
I can't help it dammit, I just think being able to perform when you're a performer is some sort of qualification for doing your job. And dressing like a nutter can be part of that. I couldn't care less if she's got bruises, she's probably a dirty bitch. Good lass. (Or she fell over her cat or something...)
Show me a bunch of snaps of Peaches fucking Geldof, or Paris shitting Hilton or any of those other extraneous wisps of nothingness covered in bruises and yes I'll spend a few minutes wishing I'd administered them myself, then forget their pampered, meaningless, talentless existence.
But Lady Gaga basically plans every single detail of every single appearance in front of photographers so as to sell her music. She paints her hair yellow and hangs her arse cheeks out and wears absolutely stupid clothes and looky here! It works! How many times is she mentioned on HM? For fucks sake. Now it looks like I'm her best mate and I'm not.
I like Phil Lynott!!!!!
Urfugginjokin Mon, 25/01/2010 - 11:05
You two should form a fan club
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 10:50
don't like everything she does, but at least she writes her own stuff, sings and plays. She's far more interesting than any other popstar out there. Gimme her over Cheryl Kerle any fuckin day.
Barry Jorge Sun, 24/01/2010 - 19:07
I'm not sure why there's this particular hatred for Lady Gaga. I'm not fond of all of her songs but at least she can hold a tune. She talks like Tweety Pie and sings like a giant lioness locked in a bathroom. That's a good thing in my book. Those other thirteen year old non-voice girls that keep buzzing annoyingly around like turd-fleas have nothing to offer whatsoever except a driving, nails-down-the-blackboard desperation to be looked at by the bastards with cameras. And everyone else. Lady Gaga dresses like a nutter and can play the piano. She writes words down on paper and dances and everything. She kind of earns the popping flashbulbs.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 22/01/2010 - 19:52
Ask Leslie Ash about bedroom injuries and whether or not they are serious....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:26
Once a month? I'd be knackered.
Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:25
Or at the bottom of the mountain you created from a molehill. They're minor, minor bruises. Just because you and Mrs HM do it once a month missionary with the lights off, Mr HM.
tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:21
Where's her bedroom? At the bottom of a cliff?
Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:18
hahaha very good indeed!
Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:18
Yes it does *smack* now get back in the kitchen \ bedroom and stop your moaning
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:13
Hahaaaa!
tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:10
It doesn't have to be like that Tesco - can I suggest a refuge :) However...
stella ah trois Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:59
YES - fucking genius. pic 19/20!!!!
stella ah trois Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:59
They're just bedroom injuries, big deal.
tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:49
So is she going down the Amy Winehouse route of 'tortured genius' now? Gaga's look has been carefully pulled together to show off the cuts and bruises. And why? Well she's overdosed on the outfits, we're all bored with her penis so the story now is (probably) that she's in torment. Either that or she's been driving round with Chris Brown.
PuddyTwat Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:44
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:40

MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:40
So is she going down the Amy Winehouse route of 'tortured genius' now? Gaga's look has been carefully pulled together to show off the cuts and bruises. And why? Well she's overdosed on the outfits, we're all bored with her penis so the story now is (probably) that she's in torment. Either that or she's been driving round with Chris Brown.
PuddyTwat Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:44
They're just bedroom injuries, big deal.
tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:49
YES - fucking genius. pic 19/20!!!!
stella ah trois Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:59
It doesn't have to be like that Tesco - can I suggest a refuge :) However...
stella ah trois Fri, 22/01/2010 - 11:59
Hahaaaa!
tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:10
Yes it does *smack* now get back in the kitchen \ bedroom and stop your moaning
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:13
hahaha very good indeed!
Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:18
Where's her bedroom? At the bottom of a cliff?
Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:18
Or at the bottom of the mountain you created from a molehill. They're minor, minor bruises. Just because you and Mrs HM do it once a month missionary with the lights off, Mr HM.
tescopop Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:21
Once a month? I'd be knackered.
Mr. HM Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:25
Ask Leslie Ash about bedroom injuries and whether or not they are serious....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 22/01/2010 - 12:26
I'm not sure why there's this particular hatred for Lady Gaga. I'm not fond of all of her songs but at least she can hold a tune. She talks like Tweety Pie and sings like a giant lioness locked in a bathroom. That's a good thing in my book. Those other thirteen year old non-voice girls that keep buzzing annoyingly around like turd-fleas have nothing to offer whatsoever except a driving, nails-down-the-blackboard desperation to be looked at by the bastards with cameras. And everyone else. Lady Gaga dresses like a nutter and can play the piano. She writes words down on paper and dances and everything. She kind of earns the popping flashbulbs.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 22/01/2010 - 19:52
don't like everything she does, but at least she writes her own stuff, sings and plays. She's far more interesting than any other popstar out there. Gimme her over Cheryl Kerle any fuckin day.
Barry Jorge Sun, 24/01/2010 - 19:07
You two should form a fan club
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 10:50
I think she's already got one.
I can't help it dammit, I just think being able to perform when you're a performer is some sort of qualification for doing your job. And dressing like a nutter can be part of that. I couldn't care less if she's got bruises, she's probably a dirty bitch. Good lass. (Or she fell over her cat or something...)
Show me a bunch of snaps of Peaches fucking Geldof, or Paris shitting Hilton or any of those other extraneous wisps of nothingness covered in bruises and yes I'll spend a few minutes wishing I'd administered them myself, then forget their pampered, meaningless, talentless existence.
But Lady Gaga basically plans every single detail of every single appearance in front of photographers so as to sell her music. She paints her hair yellow and hangs her arse cheeks out and wears absolutely stupid clothes and looky here! It works! How many times is she mentioned on HM? For fucks sake. Now it looks like I'm her best mate and I'm not.
I like Phil Lynott!!!!!
Urfugginjokin Mon, 25/01/2010 - 11:05