Lady Gaga turns into a vampire when arriving in the UK for V Festival

The Lost Girl

Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:27 by Mr. HM

Lady Gaga decided to try a new attention seeking tactic when leaving Heathrow Airport yesterday by pretending to be a vampire and shielding herself from sunlight. This actually happened.

Gaga wandered through customs in a leotard (presumably tucking her cock in), fishnets, biker jacket and some false vampire teeth which made her look more like Kanye West than Dracula. No doubt this was some vague reference to people being blood sucking parasites, but strangely Perez Hilton was nowhere to be seen.

The last time a women arrived in the country looking like this she was picked up in a van by a Russian guy who immediately tore up her passport and told her her new name.

I still can't work this woman out - is she amazing for being a proper pop star or just an attention seeking woman who only has a handful of tunes and a half decent arse?

She's in the country for this weekend's V Festival.

Lady Gaga pictures, V Festival, Lady Gaga

Comments

Just because you make out with the hot fuck from True Blood doesn't make you a vampire.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 21/08/2009 - 23:51
Boy she comes in for some flakk... no doubt by dicks who'd secretly gush about Lilly Allen.

She plays her cards right she could front the next 'Missing Persons' (for anyone that's got a clue... not that you lot could find them on youtube in UK of course lol)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6CunFiE0Cs
dames Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:32
How is this twattock allowed to stroll about in public like this? Anyone else would be arrested as a prostitute or terrorist - check the massive spikes on the jacket.

Hang on though, perhaps I could get my nail clippers and tweezers through customs if I hot-glued them to my cardie?
BustySinclair Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:27
"Presumably tucking her cock in" made me laugh.Just a little chortle mind.
thebawbag Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:02
I bet it took her fucking hours to lace them cripple boots up.
Uncle Arthur Fri, 21/08/2009 - 14:46
Not this doilum again!

Okay, we promise not to release any more terrorists, whether they've got terminal cancer or not
jiggerycock Fri, 21/08/2009 - 14:43
There is fuck all likeable about this cunt. Inexplicably incoherent, tuneless, untalented, and an american minger. Please take this fucker back...
Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 10:29
this is actually the best gaga's looked for weeks. would say she's all style over substance, but that would be 180 degrees incorrect.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 21/08/2009 - 10:06
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Boffer Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:54

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Boffer Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:54
this is actually the best gaga's looked for weeks. would say she's all style over substance, but that would be 180 degrees incorrect.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 21/08/2009 - 10:06
There is fuck all likeable about this cunt. Inexplicably incoherent, tuneless, untalented, and an american minger. Please take this fucker back...
Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 10:29
Not this doilum again!

Okay, we promise not to release any more terrorists, whether they've got terminal cancer or not
jiggerycock Fri, 21/08/2009 - 14:43
I bet it took her fucking hours to lace them cripple boots up.
Uncle Arthur Fri, 21/08/2009 - 14:46
"Presumably tucking her cock in" made me laugh.Just a little chortle mind.
thebawbag Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:02
How is this twattock allowed to stroll about in public like this? Anyone else would be arrested as a prostitute or terrorist - check the massive spikes on the jacket.

Hang on though, perhaps I could get my nail clippers and tweezers through customs if I hot-glued them to my cardie?
BustySinclair Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:27
Boy she comes in for some flakk... no doubt by dicks who'd secretly gush about Lilly Allen.

She plays her cards right she could front the next 'Missing Persons' (for anyone that's got a clue... not that you lot could find them on youtube in UK of course lol)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6CunFiE0Cs
dames Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:32
Just because you make out with the hot fuck from True Blood doesn't make you a vampire.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 21/08/2009 - 23:51