In her garden...
Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:09 by HM writer
As we spontaneously combust from Lady Gaga publicity overload (but she was wearing FANGS!) the singer has said that she'd like to have sex with Take That and have them all at once. But the question is, would they want to have sex with her? (Jason looks up for it)...

The singer made the admission during an interview with RDW.

She said:

I'd like all four at once. They're very sexy. I'm a single girl now and I love to have a good time.

She's like, so 2009.

But what we also really want to know is whether she intends to use the penis or vagina. Or both. At the same time (then maybe Jason would be definietly be up for it)...

  • Hm! Lady Gaga keeps trying to shock everyone with this 'naughty' style of her... However, I bet that she wouldn't do it if the boys would agree... just like an old eastern saying says: the dog that barks doesn't bite! LOL! This girl is just immature and avid for fame... but has no elegant style. I know at least one London Escort who's more elegant and styled that this pitiful singer named gagagagaga.

    AliceWonderland Mon, 02/11/2009 - 00:52
  • Now might be a good time to resurrect the old joke: ‘what do you call a dog with five (or possibly six) dicks?’

    ru55311 Sat, 22/08/2009 - 09:36
  • If I have to look at that ridiculous gurning blow-up doll expression once more I'm going round there with a half-brick to sort it out

    moon park Sat, 22/08/2009 - 08:01
  • Lady Gaga is sexy I like it when she waves her bottom about.

    Mike Hannigan Sat, 22/08/2009 - 05:31
  • If you got the alignment right, do you think a single crossbow bolt would pass through all five skulls?

    BustySinclair Sat, 22/08/2009 - 03:39
  • Take That up the arse lady ga ga!

    dancingworm Sat, 22/08/2009 - 01:15
  • Yep, a five person-long daisy chain, and Mark Owen would be the most feminine.

    dandyboy Fri, 21/08/2009 - 17:53
  • wouldn't this just be a 5-way gay orgy?

    banquosghost Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:14
  • She's so controversial, oh no, wait, she's just an idiot.

    fosterprops Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:08
  • For fuck's sake, why is everything she utters a load of fucking shit? What a waste of fucking skin

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:57
  • She's offering to fist Jason in pic 5.

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:36
  • She's offering to fist Jason in pic 5.

    Henry_McCarty Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:36
  • For fuck's sake, why is everything she utters a load of fucking shit? What a waste of fucking skin

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 15:57
  • She's so controversial, oh no, wait, she's just an idiot.

    fosterprops Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:08
  • wouldn't this just be a 5-way gay orgy?

    banquosghost Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:14
  • Yep, a five person-long daisy chain, and Mark Owen would be the most feminine.

    dandyboy Fri, 21/08/2009 - 17:53
  • Take That up the arse lady ga ga!

    dancingworm Sat, 22/08/2009 - 01:15
  • If you got the alignment right, do you think a single crossbow bolt would pass through all five skulls?

    BustySinclair Sat, 22/08/2009 - 03:39
  • Lady Gaga is sexy I like it when she waves her bottom about.

    Mike Hannigan Sat, 22/08/2009 - 05:31
  • If I have to look at that ridiculous gurning blow-up doll expression once more I'm going round there with a half-brick to sort it out

    moon park Sat, 22/08/2009 - 08:01
  • Now might be a good time to resurrect the old joke: ‘what do you call a dog with five (or possibly six) dicks?’

    ru55311 Sat, 22/08/2009 - 09:36
  • Hm! Lady Gaga keeps trying to shock everyone with this 'naughty' style of her... However, I bet that she wouldn't do it if the boys would agree... just like an old eastern saying says: the dog that barks doesn't bite! LOL! This girl is just immature and avid for fame... but has no elegant style. I know at least one London Escort who's more elegant and styled that this pitiful singer named gagagagaga.

    AliceWonderland Mon, 02/11/2009 - 00:52

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