Perhaps she's not even human... Lady GaGa was trying to stop the paparazzi from taking her picture in a completely see-through dress and silly sunglasses as she left Balans restaurant last night.
And in case you wondered whose style Lady Gaga is influenced by (er, Madonna?) the singer has claimed it's David Bowie (she once drew a lightening bolt on her face).
She said:
"I used to sit in my apartment for hours and do [Bowie's] make-up on myself over and over again."
But she claimed she'd never do causal again, adding:
"That's a very dangerous precedent, and it's not fair to my fans. They don't want to see me that way, just like I don't want to see David Bowie in a tracksuit. He never let anyone see him that way."
We can't speak on behalf of her fans, but we think we'd much rather see her wearing what David Bowie had on just the other day...
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COMMENTS (11)
Then brothers and sisters - I swear (down) to the Lord...she must be Eve.
Why isn't she ever arrested for public indecency? Anyone else strolling down the high street dressed like that would be nicked for being a prostitute.
Is that a hint of breast I see poking out in the pic 5 shot of Bowie? He looks like a lesbian who's realised, after leaving the house, that the decorators have come.
As for GaGa, he's just playing. The money shot will come when we see him without his wig and make-up. Remember RuPaul when he took off his slap? It killed his career. Same thing will happen with Gary, I mean GaGa.
I love the sight of Bowie in the NY streets in the morning....
Yes she does... it's under one of the non see through flowery bits (you can see a shady bit). I can't see mine right now, doesn't mean I haven't got one!
Pic 3 - looks like she hangs to the right...
OI, Gaga, put a fucking coat on, you moron. Are you a geordie or something?
I don't care if she's a man. I'd do her cos she's famous
Where the hell does she get off calling herself 'Lady' anything?
Last time some dumb blonde, with a massive publicity dependency and over-inflated sense of her own importance came on calling herself 'Lady' she ended up smeared all over a Parisien subway.
I'm right behind you, you sallow bint and guess what? I'm the one in the red Fiat.
Long live the Dame, I'd rather see pictures of him than Gaga any day.
Though I quite like her quirkiness and pop tomfoolery. Yes, I like camp old nonsense :)