N-Sync singer Lance Bass popped into London's Boujis club for a drink with his date. All was going swimmingly until they left and dude decides to get all protective over his celeb shag...

Now I don't know about you, but I get the feeling Lance isn't too bothered about having the paps there - I just think the guy is pushing his peacock feathers out and trying to be top for once.

In my experience there's nothing a potential mate likes more than for you to get completely sloshed, put them in a head lock while walking down the street and then have a fight with a stranger.

In the North of England you could stick a kebab in his hand and it would be considered as knicker-greasing foreplay.

Holy Moly Top Tip: If you're going to start a fight in the street and try and scare people off - remove the fluffy neckerchief and button up your shirt first. Pleasure.