Heart of Stone
Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:46 by HM writer

Fiancee of David Walliams Lara Stone has been speaking to Interview magazine, describing herself as "a shy, nervous, blushing and stuttering person". Which are the exact words we were about to use to describe her after flicking through these pictures. And on Walliams, Stone admitted he was "a bit mean"...

(Or in our words, a miserable cunt).

She added:

"He's wonderful. He's amazing. He makes me laugh. He's a proper gentleman. He's a bit mean but in a good way. I'm happy. I'm madly in love with him."

On herself she said:

"In real life, I'm very shy, but people think I'm this angry, sexy kind of... god knows what they think! And there I am in front of them, nervous and blushing and stuttering and whatnot. So I'm definitely not the person you see in pictures. I mean, in pictures, you look like something you're not."

Apart from when Walliams gets home and has is way, eh love? Etc, etc...

  • I think she's a hard-faced cunt with shitty smoker's teeth, so that's about right for what scrubs up for a model these days. She's not meant to be bright, so Walliams got it sussed there too. I bet she's as lifeless in bed as her eyes are....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 17:04
  • I've heard a few people say that Walliams is a twat. He reminds me of Dr Smith in the old Lost in Space series. He's like some 1950s throwback: "I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Lara doesn't sound too bright so she was probably an easy choice to beard up for Lady David.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:36
  • Throughly convinced Walliams is gay and has finally wised up to the idea of a beard.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 26/02/2010 - 10:48
  • Pic 4 looks like that weird blue thing from The 5th Element

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 10:26
  • She looks like she should be ripping some girl's hair extensions out in Walkabout because she eyed up her bloke or whatnot.

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 21:30
  • Her teeth are fucking horrible.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 25/02/2010 - 16:18
  • It's like my day has been presented to me in pictorial form: Pic 1, early morning pilates, Pic 2 get home, feed pets cos kids forgot, Pic 3 at desk working, Pic 4 rubber pinny on to do a bit of cleaning/childcare, Pic 5 - oh prob shouldn't mention that bit.

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:27
  • A real hooooooooot.

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:23
  • He makes me laugh, he is soooo camp

    kermits Thu, 25/02/2010 - 12:25
  • He makes me laugh, he is soooo camp

    kermits Thu, 25/02/2010 - 12:25
  • A real hooooooooot.

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:23
  • It's like my day has been presented to me in pictorial form: Pic 1, early morning pilates, Pic 2 get home, feed pets cos kids forgot, Pic 3 at desk working, Pic 4 rubber pinny on to do a bit of cleaning/childcare, Pic 5 - oh prob shouldn't mention that bit.

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:27
  • Her teeth are fucking horrible.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 25/02/2010 - 16:18
  • She looks like she should be ripping some girl's hair extensions out in Walkabout because she eyed up her bloke or whatnot.

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 21:30
  • Pic 4 looks like that weird blue thing from The 5th Element

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 10:26
  • Throughly convinced Walliams is gay and has finally wised up to the idea of a beard.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 26/02/2010 - 10:48
  • I've heard a few people say that Walliams is a twat. He reminds me of Dr Smith in the old Lost in Space series. He's like some 1950s throwback: "I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Lara doesn't sound too bright so she was probably an easy choice to beard up for Lady David.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:36
  • I think she's a hard-faced cunt with shitty smoker's teeth, so that's about right for what scrubs up for a model these days. She's not meant to be bright, so Walliams got it sussed there too. I bet she's as lifeless in bed as her eyes are....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 17:04

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