Lauren Harries creates a perfect storm of a Z-list reality TV show

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Lauren Harries - Lunatic

Dolly the Sheep

Tue, 09/02/2010 - 11:54 by Mr. HM

Occassionally a television show is made that changes your very perception of the medium. The Simpsons, The Sopranos, West Wing, State of Play, Our Friends in the North and now - Lauren Harries working 9-5.

I've heard BAFTA have actually cancelled their 2011 show. I can understand why. With this in the frame - what's the point? Russell T Davies, Jimmy McGovern, Phil Redmond and JJ Abrams are all rocked to the very core. The game has just shifted up a level.

Lauren Harries

Comments

Fuck me, (s)he looks about as lovable as a ginger stepchild
koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 03:39
See previous comments re fleshy pocket.....she's definitely kept it.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:58
This could be awesome for all the wrong reasons. Lauren once claimed she was beaten on her face with her own shoe by intruders who broke into her home. Poor thing. She's not just mad she's a whole different species. Do you reckon she's still got her cock?
PuddyTwat Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:49
No worse or better than any other piss-poor "reality" show. Cunts making programs about cunts for other cunts to watch.
allmouthandtrousers Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:28
Bingo.....anyone who saw that clip when it was originally aired must have immediately suspected that something like this would happen.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:44
This is the one that looked like Little Lord Fauntleroy on Wogan isn't it?
jiggerycock Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:23
The Ronco Cockpocket! Order early to avoid disappointment.
allmouthandtrousers Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:18
yes shes probably hedging her bets just in case she fancies transforming back as a post post op tranny alien manchild with a strange interest in mid 19th century pottery. come to think of it i would prefer to have my knob cut off (if i had one).
shitthebed Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:09
Yes, Michelle Heaton.
tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:55
I think she keeps it in a special flesh pocket woven onto the inside of her thigh.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 13:52
I would definitely watch this on anthropological grounds, and also to see if her knob falls out of her leotard.
shitthebed Tue, 09/02/2010 - 13:50
do you share a stylist?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 12:49
I like Lauren Harries. She's mad as a badger in a tumble dryer. And she knows loads about antiques too.
tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 12:37
dang it, i'm really missing out not having sky.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 12:06

dang it, i'm really missing out not having sky.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 12:06
I like Lauren Harries. She's mad as a badger in a tumble dryer. And she knows loads about antiques too.
tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 12:37
do you share a stylist?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 12:49
I would definitely watch this on anthropological grounds, and also to see if her knob falls out of her leotard.
shitthebed Tue, 09/02/2010 - 13:50
I think she keeps it in a special flesh pocket woven onto the inside of her thigh.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 13:52
Yes, Michelle Heaton.
tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:55
yes shes probably hedging her bets just in case she fancies transforming back as a post post op tranny alien manchild with a strange interest in mid 19th century pottery. come to think of it i would prefer to have my knob cut off (if i had one).
shitthebed Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:09
The Ronco Cockpocket! Order early to avoid disappointment.
allmouthandtrousers Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:18
This is the one that looked like Little Lord Fauntleroy on Wogan isn't it?
jiggerycock Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:23
Bingo.....anyone who saw that clip when it was originally aired must have immediately suspected that something like this would happen.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:44
No worse or better than any other piss-poor "reality" show. Cunts making programs about cunts for other cunts to watch.
allmouthandtrousers Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:28
This could be awesome for all the wrong reasons. Lauren once claimed she was beaten on her face with her own shoe by intruders who broke into her home. Poor thing. She's not just mad she's a whole different species. Do you reckon she's still got her cock?
PuddyTwat Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:49
See previous comments re fleshy pocket.....she's definitely kept it.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:58
Fuck me, (s)he looks about as lovable as a ginger stepchild
koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 03:39