Bless the Pope
Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:41 by HM writer

As Jack Tweed has been languishing in Pentonville prison since September last year, held in custody on charges of suspected rape, we've been deprived of Tweed and his equally as appealing cohorts enjoying nights out at Faces and Embassy. Lucky for us then, that former friend and page 3 model Lauren Pope just took part in a tasteful photoshoot wearing nothing but a pair of lacy tights and violating health and safety regulations by blocking a fire exit...

Earlier this week Tweed denied two counts of raping a young woman after a night out last year, after he appeared via a video link from Pentonville prison at a hearing at Snaresbrook crown court in London.

Tweed allegedly met the 19-year-old at Embassy nightclub before taking her back to his home in Essex and attacking her. He stands on trial with co-defendent Anthony Davis, who is on bail and also pleaded not guilty to two counts of rape.

Lauren Pope helped raise Tweed's spirits, following the death of wife Jade Goody, with trips to Alton Towers and nights out at Faeces. Maybe she'll be charitable enough to send some of these snaps to Pentonville prison later...

  • Thoughts:
    - I, too, had forgotten about Tweed. How amusing. Dirty, violent little scumbag
    - WTF, woman?! Tights sans panties!? Seriously?! Do you WANT thrush or something?

    tescopop Fri, 29/01/2010 - 00:05
  • Looks like the Trash Palace in Wardour Street... formerly the Brain Club, which was the best club in London for a while back in the 90's...

    pandakiller Thu, 28/01/2010 - 20:14
  • nice headphones though.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 28/01/2010 - 15:27
  • indeed. doherty may bear all the hallmarks of a comically overrated loser slimeball. but there is something seriously fucking dark about the junkie piece of shit.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 28/01/2010 - 15:25
  • Let's hope so eh, I mean Doherty must have used up all his "got out of jail free" cards by now.

    What I really want to see is him brought to court for the murder of Mark Blanco, dodging jail for having some used heroin wraps in your pocket is one thing but being involved in murder is something else altogether.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:18
  • If there is a god they will both end up as the filling in a nice and cozy convict sandwich in the bowels of some Victorian hell hole of a prison.

    slug Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:11
  • Lauren Pope helped raised Jack's cock I think is what you meant to say. Let's hope this (alleged) rapey-man isn't being taken for a cunt in prison cos then he'd really be screwed.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:05
  • Bloody hell ! does the pope know that his daughter does this kind of thing ? I know the catholic church has been modernising itself over the past few years but fuck me !

    On a separate matter - Jack Tweed, I'd forgotten all about him HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

    This combined with the Popes daughter are almost enough to make me believe there is a God !.....then I remember Pete Doherty :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:55
  • Bloody hell ! does the pope know that his daughter does this kind of thing ? I know the catholic church has been modernising itself over the past few years but fuck me !

    On a separate matter - Jack Tweed, I'd forgotten all about him HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

    This combined with the Popes daughter are almost enough to make me believe there is a God !.....then I remember Pete Doherty :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:55
  • Lauren Pope helped raised Jack's cock I think is what you meant to say. Let's hope this (alleged) rapey-man isn't being taken for a cunt in prison cos then he'd really be screwed.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:05
  • If there is a god they will both end up as the filling in a nice and cozy convict sandwich in the bowels of some Victorian hell hole of a prison.

    slug Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:11
  • Let's hope so eh, I mean Doherty must have used up all his "got out of jail free" cards by now.

    What I really want to see is him brought to court for the murder of Mark Blanco, dodging jail for having some used heroin wraps in your pocket is one thing but being involved in murder is something else altogether.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 28/01/2010 - 14:18
  • indeed. doherty may bear all the hallmarks of a comically overrated loser slimeball. but there is something seriously fucking dark about the junkie piece of shit.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 28/01/2010 - 15:25
  • nice headphones though.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 28/01/2010 - 15:27
  • Looks like the Trash Palace in Wardour Street... formerly the Brain Club, which was the best club in London for a while back in the 90's...

    pandakiller Thu, 28/01/2010 - 20:14
  • Thoughts:
    - I, too, had forgotten about Tweed. How amusing. Dirty, violent little scumbag
    - WTF, woman?! Tights sans panties!? Seriously?! Do you WANT thrush or something?

    tescopop Fri, 29/01/2010 - 00:05

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