Well, you certainly didn't get Natalie Cassidy doing this on Strictly Come Dancing, our own equivalent to Argentina's Bailando Por Un sueño. 

Not really sure what's going on here... It's apparently Katie Price's new fella's ex girlfriend getting naked on national television... Price isn't going to like it one bit, is she? Oh well, at least we know Leandro Penna's type...

Talking about Dancing With The Stars and all that jazz, Chris Brown's recently confirmed place on the US version of the show seems to be secure despite his little rage incident earlier this week - and public urge for a boycott. Obviously this is completely side-stepping the issue that he, along with many other previous contestents and winners, is already a dancer. Plain odd.

Here he is celebrating last night anyway. Nice.

Back to Natalie then...