Lee Ryan goes to premiere of The Heavy, doesn't threaten anyone

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Heavy duty
Fri, 16/04/2010 - 11:16 by HM writer

Fresh from threatening to rip a man's face off, Lee Ryan forced a smile and attended the London premiere of his new film 'The Heavy'. And he was in good company with former Playboy model Louise Glover, who walked free from court recently after flushing a woman's head down a loo...

That's a match made in Z-list heaven!

Aspiring actor Lee brought his girlfirend and the mother of his child Rayn (it's an anagram of Ryan, by the way), with whom he shares a brain cell, and his mum, where he obviously inherited those nostrils...

Also at the premiere was, er, Beverley Knight, none of the other members of Blue, a man who had spent last week in Chernobyl, Tamara Ecclestone, Meredith Ostrom and Michelle Collins. Even Vinnie Jones who stars in the film was too embarrassed to turn up. As were the usual premiere dwellers, Calum Best and Bianca Gascoigne.

We stuck up the trailer yesterday and SPOILER ALERT:

This was definitely the best bit...

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    lindsey1 Fri, 23/07/2010 - 11:07

  • Someone tell Louise Glover the prostitute look went out about 5 years ago...

    freethepaedos Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:20

  • Love;

    'a man who had spent last week in Chernobyl,'

    Weird looks in the office for laughing at that one.

    whereswaldo Fri, 16/04/2010 - 15:43

  • Lee Ryan - only an egocentric, self-obsessed cunt would name his son with an anagram of his own surname. What's the next one gonna be called? Tunc? Watt? Pirck?

    Nawker

    koshmar Fri, 16/04/2010 - 15:32

  • Lee Ryan's a massive cunt, but I'd happily shower his mums tits with muck from my bollocks.

    gago Fri, 16/04/2010 - 13:11

  • You mean all that private time locked in the shed at the end of the garden with the whips and the etchings of nuns? Er, yes dear, servicing my religious needs and all that.

    slug Fri, 16/04/2010 - 12:18

  • fuckin' bloody 'ell, gary!

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 16/04/2010 - 12:08

  • Is that what you're doing when you say you're off to have some 'me time' Slug? I had you wrong all this time.

    stella ah trois Fri, 16/04/2010 - 11:58

  • That sonbitch don't take my calls ! do you really think Peaches would still be walking & talking if I had that kind of power......if only slug, if only.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 16/04/2010 - 11:43

  • Sigh, you spend your life praying for god to rid the world of evil and suffering - and the best chance in years goes by without so much as a well-placed lightning strike or a stray meteor. Have a word with the man upstairs would you Rev J?

    slug Fri, 16/04/2010 - 11:33

  • Sigh, you spend your life praying for god to rid the world of evil and suffering - and the best chance in years goes by without so much as a well-placed lightning strike or a stray meteor. Have a word with the man upstairs would you Rev J?

    slug Fri, 16/04/2010 - 11:33

  • That sonbitch don't take my calls ! do you really think Peaches would still be walking & talking if I had that kind of power......if only slug, if only.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 16/04/2010 - 11:43

  • Is that what you're doing when you say you're off to have some 'me time' Slug? I had you wrong all this time.

    stella ah trois Fri, 16/04/2010 - 11:58

  • fuckin' bloody 'ell, gary!

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 16/04/2010 - 12:08

  • You mean all that private time locked in the shed at the end of the garden with the whips and the etchings of nuns? Er, yes dear, servicing my religious needs and all that.

    slug Fri, 16/04/2010 - 12:18

  • Lee Ryan's a massive cunt, but I'd happily shower his mums tits with muck from my bollocks.

    gago Fri, 16/04/2010 - 13:11

  • Lee Ryan - only an egocentric, self-obsessed cunt would name his son with an anagram of his own surname. What's the next one gonna be called? Tunc? Watt? Pirck?

    Nawker

    koshmar Fri, 16/04/2010 - 15:32

  • Love;

    'a man who had spent last week in Chernobyl,'

    Weird looks in the office for laughing at that one.

    whereswaldo Fri, 16/04/2010 - 15:43

  • Someone tell Louise Glover the prostitute look went out about 5 years ago...

    freethepaedos Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:20

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    lindsey1 Fri, 23/07/2010 - 11:07

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