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Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:14 by HM writer

Breaking news. The reforming of boyband Blue may take longer than previously anticipated, as Lee Ryan was searched and detained by a plainclothes police officer last night, outside the May Fair hotel. Unless that was Tanya MacIntosh in disguise...

It's not been a good week for Lee, who has just discovered he has a 2-year-old love child after a one night stand with a woman called Jessica. We wonder if he'll ask for the child's name to be changed to Ele, seeing as he's already named his other child, from his realtionship with fan-turned-fiance Samantha, with an anagram of Ryan....

After taking a paternity test, he said:

"I will definitely be part of my daughter's life."

Congratulations. Sort of.

Meanwhile, we have no idea why Lee was being detained, but we will bring you more news as soon as we have it. That's not threat, it's a promise...

  • I demand a tax rebate. How the fuck can that fat copper be doing sweeney-style chases in the smoke with a gut like Beth Ditto?

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 07:00
  • Coke makes you slim Mr HM. Get your facts straight. We might then assume he's turned to weed to justify those lardy thighs.

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:42
  • *cough* coke bloat *cough*

    Mr. HM Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:39
  • He's turned into a right little porky hasn't he? i'm not referring to the copper here who clearly has a Greggs loyalty card.

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:37
  • Internet 'research'?

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:28
  • Internet 'research'?

    Bitch Magnet Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:28
  • He's turned into a right little porky hasn't he? i'm not referring to the copper here who clearly has a Greggs loyalty card.

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:37
  • *cough* coke bloat *cough*

    Mr. HM Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:39
  • Coke makes you slim Mr HM. Get your facts straight. We might then assume he's turned to weed to justify those lardy thighs.

    kermits Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:42
  • I demand a tax rebate. How the fuck can that fat copper be doing sweeney-style chases in the smoke with a gut like Beth Ditto?

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 07:00

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