Oh sod off you self-obsessed spunkdribble

Rev Custer, I was trying to end things on a positive note, but it seems you really just enjoy confrontation, so i'll indulge you...

I wonder which is more depressing - you checking up my web history trying to catch me out, or you spending so much time on this site that you essentially admit to knowing everyone who's ever posted on any news article on this site. You choose. I'm looking forward to your response :-D

Cheers,
Lee

Looked up your history ? Don't flatter yourself, I just happen to know who posts on here and who doesn't and you don't.

See you later Lee.

To Rev Custer. I'm flattered you actually went to look up my message board history. You're taking this a lot more seriously than I imagined. That's funny. :-)

The reason this is the only story I commented on is that I stumbled on to this site (and story) yesterday, and it irritated me so much that I decided to say something. I can tell you i'm not in anyway associated with Lee Ryan, but that's irrelevant right now. You're not going to believe that anyway, so i'm not going to defend myself on that issue. I'm with you, in that I despise the cult of celebrity. It is ridiculous what it's become, but I guess on a scale, i like Tom Cruise even less than Lee Ryan. So props to anyone who takes a swipe

Anyway, thanks for at least acknowledging the lack of journalistic credibility. That's all I wanted to hear. I can sleep easy now...

Lee Ryan has recently admitted to having a 'threesome' with Duncan James.....

Maybe Tom Cruise was the third party?!?!

Lee, if this is the case, I'm so sorry we ever doubted the integrity of your relationship with Tom.

I think I can answer your question there Bizzy - The reason I'm pretty sure that the replies on here are not from the journalist reporting this story (good on you for calling them journalists by the way, we usually just call them illiterate cunts) is because the responses come from people who are all regular posters on here who enjoying mocking "celeb-dom" in all it's grimy, soul-whoring glory !

You on the other hand have appeared out of nowhere to defend Lee Ryan and tried to make out that his script suggestion was all some kind of "joke" (how do you know this if you are not associated with him ?) Then when you got called out for being a PR person trying to cover up this pillocks infantile actions you make out like you're on some kind of crusade to rescue us all from shitty journalism. If you're not his PR team then why was it that otu of the hundreds of stories on here this was the one you chose to fight back on ? Why do you have knowledge of Lee's thoughts and the reasons behind what he's done ? We are not morons, if we were we'd probably be Lee Ryan fans.

The best thing you could do is just give up and fuck off.

First of all, if you actually read my reply I did say that I don't find the joke particularly funny. It's a freaking random tweet, by someone trying to get noticed. But here's a question to you guys. Why are you so obsessed with bashing someone you don't even know? I simply don't get it...

Once more, listen to me carefully. I'm not here to defend the honour of Lee Ryan or any other random celebrity I really don't care too much about. I'm simply calling out the lazy, spiteful journalism that's exemplified in this article. How come none of you have mentioned that. I'm beginning to assume that most of these replies are coming from either the journalist, or at least others who work at this cheap rag. hmm...?

Come on, one of you must be able to at least acknowledge that the writer either misunderstood the tweet, or did understand it but simply chose to take a cheap swipe at a celebrity. For the sake of intelligent debate, someone please restore my faith in the british public and acknowledge that. Afterwards you can throw as many insults at me or Lee Ryan for all I care. You're all completely insignificant anyway. Let the fun begin...!!

Lee Ryan doesn't know the meaning of sarcasm.

And the fact that he was harping on about his "dreams coming true" on Twitter after he got a reply from 'Tom Cruise's production label' proves that he wasn't taking the piss. The poor man genuinely believes his script will become a reality.

Bizzy you are my favourite PR person on here ever, even better that the teenagers trying to salvage Girls Can't Catch !

I'm not sure if it's the desperate nature of your task - saving this lemon faced pricks "career" from the inevitable self destruct that it will inevitably succumb to - or the fact that you are trying to defend him on here but pointing out how hilariously funny Lee is.....I mean what do you think is going to happen ? all of sudden we're all going to trun around and say "do you know what Bizzy is right, Lee Ryan is FUCKING AWESOME ! let's all run off an join the Lee Ryan fanclub !". He's a fucking fame obsessed knob with less talent than a stunned herring. Do yourself a favour and kill Lee now, that way you can get on with your life and forget that this whole sorry incident ever happened.

The other option I'm considering is that you Bizzy are in fact Lee himself but that is too buttock-clenchingly cringeworthy to even think about.......

I think bizzy38 is actually Rayn Ryan - Lee's son/spokesman.

Like I said before - insults from behind the safety of your keyboard. Loser! :D

bizzy38- are you the younger mongoloid sister of joleymoley- you've got the same substance as this fucking spaz.

Surely this can't be the same PR person?? (I know it's the same username but the last person was inarticulate to the point of being incomprehensible, so fair play to them for upping their game.)

A couple of pointers - "tom cruise" should have a capital 'T' and 'C' to indicate proper nouns.

I was going to use the correct word 'psychostimulant', in reference to the drugs. However I didn't figure you guys would get it - seeing as I think most of you on here are morons and all.

That aside, you might not think it's the funniest joke. Actually neither do I. My point however is that the whole point of the article is that Lee Ryan was really attempting to contact tom cruise about a film script. Now forgive me for despising lazy and obnoxious journalism, but I felt I needed to call the writer out on this. Sue me..

Anyway, what makes any of you think that Lee Ryan has PR people trolling through websites looking to defend him from mostly insignificant people? Is it impossible that there's at least one person out there who doesn't feel the need to jump at the nearest opportunity to insult other people from behind the safety of his laptop....?

What was the PR clue for you guys? For me it was the fact that they said Lee was being sarcastic - I didn't think you got taught sarcasm until at least year 4 or 5 in primary school...??

(Not to mention the appallingly bad English - why put 'brain' in inverted commas?)

If that's humour, Hitler would have walked away with the fucking Perrier award for his acerbic observations on Jewish culture.

After invading Poland, of course,...

And so the PR starts wiping up the poop of Lee's apparent attempt at being funny. Boring. 'the poor young man'. ha ha ha haha hahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

'Being' not 'been' you fucking cretin.

You guys are bit slow, aren't you. Lee Ryan was clearly been sarcastic. Tome Cruise has appeared on several shows, clearly express his negative feelings towards certain kinds of 'brain' medication, Ritalin been an example of one. His reasons are to do with the teachings of scientology.

Lee Ryan was simply being funny, shame non of you could figure that out before attacking the poor young man - not even the hack "journalist" who wrote this article... Morons :D

There was a television program on last night about scientology and how abusive it was etc. Apparently Tom Cruise couldnt join the Scie-Org (in other words a bible colledge) because apparently he has done allot of drugs in his past which disqualified him from joining but apparenly he would of joined it!?

Even Woody Allen wouldn't write a film about Ritalin....

plus the fact, if his spelling and grammar is anything to go by that script is going to be a tough read, you'd think he'd be able to spell the topic he has written a film about non?

Fucking class

A* for effort, kosh. Love the detail of the script!

I wonder how many boxes of wax crayons it took him to complete it

I don't even know who he is! I've just had to google him. This is what I discovered... Born in some bit of Kent in 1983. Part of Take That wannabes boyband Blue. Had a couple of (s)hits. Sucks cock for money. Something to do with midget scientologist Tom 'Topman' Cruise. Seriously, it's on the interweb. Wikipedia does not lie.

Hey it's not all bad - Tom came across and took little Lee out with Lee's "bird" for a nice walk.

She's a bit of a looker ain't she?

Im thinkin he wrote it while snorting plantfood all night hence the pre 9am and can be the only reason for such cuntiness.

That's not Tanya Mcintosh its little Rayn Ryan .

Spot on description, you got to love the Essex crowd- full of little Lee Ryans around. Hmm, jack tweed is also from Essex- just a coincidence?

Stella's diatribe is brilliant and succinct, Kendodd...'s is just fucking epic.

"My name is Lee Ryan, and I am 5."

I wonder how many Benylins he'd gone through before he wrote that Twatter masterpiece?

HM, what is your obsession with this brain-dead has-been fuckprick? You can see any one of these hobbit-faced tosscocks in any dire Essex "nitespot" on any night - WKD Blue-soaked, cavorting around with some silicon-chested, peroxide-barneted, leopard-print clad, stiletto-heeled bimbo before meeting her out the back by the bins before the end of the night to swap their fetid DNA and dodge payments to the CSA for the next 18 years...

His use of 'ide' to mean 'I would' is my favourite part.

Unless he's talking about 'ides' as found in the Roman Calendar.

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It really is fab isn't it? From 'Peaches and Cringe' to 'Lee me show you my ideas' - the internet is finally going to be the death of anyone who ever wanted to look/act/be anything other than a sensible human being. I am fame. I am a star - see my tattoo says so. I am amazing, look, looky, loook. I can get bolshy with my twitter.

And at some point, the internet will also be useful for ridding the globe of corporate greed and enabling people to converse regarding their thoughts and ideas about how to make the world a better place.

In the meantime, please, please celebs. Continue to be cunts the world over. Love it.

That's why I love Twitter, Stella. No mystique left whatsoever - zelebz completely left to their own devices and (by their own stupidity) look like the dumbfuck cunts they really are. I'd love to see Lee's PR rescue him from this one.

And he sent it before 9.00 am - that's so not cool. Oh but perhaps he wrote the film through the night and then sent it 'out there' cos it's so fucking good? What a fucking cunt.

Dear Tom,

Please can you fix it for me to come to your mansion and learn your ways? I especially want to know about your views on mental illness and homosexuality.

Love Lee (age 11 1/2)xxxx