Legally Blonde: The Musical. What a rip-roaring adventure that must be. Personally we can't wait until Bono's Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark comes out next year though, although it sounds a bit like it might have more in common with The Producers than Spider-Man. That's right Bono, we're possibly accusing you of tax wrangling.

Anyway, back to Legally Blonde: The Snoozical (don't worry, we know how clever that was), an event that glittered so hard it was put in a Vietnamese prison for three years. Both Jeremy Edwards, Duncan James and Jack Tweed: Love Rat turned up, as well as Carly Stenson, Sheridan Smith and Denise Van Outen, all potential targets for the Tweed (being women).

Also, for those who've been following Jersey Shore: UK, also known as The Only Way is Essex, there's a treat instore for you as we reveal exclusively that most of the female cast will be turning up to every red carpet/tarmac event for the rest of their natural lives!