Lembit Opik among guests at Durex 80th anniversary *shudders*

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Lembit Opik and Katie Green at Durex PartyLembit Opik and Katie Green at Durex Party

Sound the second soup alarm
Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:52 by HM writer

If you thought Charlie Uchea's night out oozed sophistication and civility, you obviously didn't go to the 80th anniversary of Durex at Sketch club last night. Lembit Opik did though, although you wouldn't want to think about him and condoms at the same time...

Unless of course you used to be a Cheeky Girl, or his new girlfriend, Katie Green... She' a former glamour model who was recently axed by lingerie brand Ultimo for being photographed topless on holiday. And now she has to bump uglies with Opik. We don't know how he does it either. It's not even as though she faces deportation.

Also at the classy bash was Michelle Heaton and Calum Best. Cunt soup, round two...

 

 

Lembit Opik, Michelle Heaton

Comments

  • He's a fucking paedo-looking weirdo.... the living proof that there is hope for ugly rich men

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:13

  • Eh? What? No.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:58

  • Would Heaton be fit if she had her legs amputated?

    Speedy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:19

  • I say good luck to the weird looking motherfucker.

    spendog Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:29

  • She wasn't sacked from Ultimo for being too curvy, she was sacked for repeatedly being photographed topless on beaches and whatnot. Wonderbra sacked her for being fat.
    Whether she's fat or slutty, she's still dull as dishwater.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:01

  • Wish I could go back in time, to 1981 San Jose, California and slip a couple of these venerable French letters in to George Best's wallet.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:32

  • Well, with a mouth like that, he's the only man alive that can give cunnilingus from behind.

    jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:23

  • What do they see in the gurning liberal multi millionaire Lemsip Optrex

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:20

  • What do they see in the gurning liberal multi millionaire Lemsip Optrex

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:20

  • Well, with a mouth like that, he's the only man alive that can give cunnilingus from behind.

    jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:23

  • Wish I could go back in time, to 1981 San Jose, California and slip a couple of these venerable French letters in to George Best's wallet.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:32

  • She wasn't sacked from Ultimo for being too curvy, she was sacked for repeatedly being photographed topless on beaches and whatnot. Wonderbra sacked her for being fat.
    Whether she's fat or slutty, she's still dull as dishwater.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:01

  • I say good luck to the weird looking motherfucker.

    spendog Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:29

  • Would Heaton be fit if she had her legs amputated?

    Speedy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:19

  • Eh? What? No.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:58

  • He's a fucking paedo-looking weirdo.... the living proof that there is hope for ugly rich men

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:13

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