Leona Lewis
Bleeding hell, love
Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:38 by HM writerAfter years and years of trying to get Leona Lewis to look sexy, it was another failed attempt as she was sent out to Whisky Mist last night looking like an old-fashioned Parisian prostitute with bad hair (and an even worse tattoo)... Welcome to slow news Monday!
Also at Whisky Mist, the male version of The Saturdays (but with a few more brain cells) The Wanted, who were celebrating their number one in a typically discrete and by no means poor taste way - having the music switched off while a bottle of champagne stuffed with sparklers is carried into the roped off V.I.P area. Oh, the glamour...
Meanwhile, Leona was busy Tweeting all about her night with gusto and in great detail yesterday:
"Had a lovely vegetarian dinner."
Tell us more zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Still, she did well standing next to that lot...
(And we're still undecided whether this outfit was in fact more offensive - oh God, please let something happen soon).
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She's the human equivalent of Salt'n'Shake crisps. Without the little salt sachet.
I'd shag Leona in nano-second, nowt up with her!
As for that bunch of tossers; "The Wanted": Who the fuck would want them?
I wouldn't let 'em in a bus station let alone a nightclub.
I thought ASBO's came with a night-time curfew?
What a bunch of scruffy twats.
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She's looking quite Amy Winehouse. Maybe some drugs would make her tweets more interesting.
Has HM been overrun by gayers or something?
I fucking well would!
Dunno about Herve Midgitbloke ... that thing on the right in pic 5 is a fucking monster.
Shes a nice looking bint- but please leave out the word """Sex """" and """"Leona """" in the same sentence- they just don't fit
"but with a few more brain cells"?? What on earth gives you that impression?
Ha! Nail on the head.
picture 5: I didn't know Herve Villechaize had had a sex change.
Her 'friend' in pic five obviously ate her share of Leona's meat then. Also it must have been a bit spicy as it made her boz-eyed..
She should put on a sheepskin noseband, blinkers and a pricker bit and just come out of the closet and admit she'd be better off in the Cheltenham Gold Cup than trying to cut it as a sex queen.
Why try to make Leona sexy? Fellas don't wanna buy her music. Leona should keep to her core base of teenage spinsters instead of exposing her cornflakes.
Why try to make Leona sexy? Fellas don't wanna buy her music. Leona should keep to her core base of teenage spinsters instead of exposing her cornflakes.
She should put on a sheepskin noseband, blinkers and a pricker bit and just come out of the closet and admit she'd be better off in the Cheltenham Gold Cup than trying to cut it as a sex queen.
Her 'friend' in pic five obviously ate her share of Leona's meat then. Also it must have been a bit spicy as it made her boz-eyed..
picture 5: I didn't know Herve Villechaize had had a sex change.
Ha! Nail on the head.
"but with a few more brain cells"?? What on earth gives you that impression?
Shes a nice looking bint- but please leave out the word """Sex """" and """"Leona """" in the same sentence- they just don't fit
Dunno about Herve Midgitbloke ... that thing on the right in pic 5 is a fucking monster.
Has HM been overrun by gayers or something?
I fucking well would!
She's looking quite Amy Winehouse. Maybe some drugs would make her tweets more interesting.
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I'd shag Leona in nano-second, nowt up with her!
As for that bunch of tossers; "The Wanted": Who the fuck would want them?
I wouldn't let 'em in a bus station let alone a nightclub.
I thought ASBO's came with a night-time curfew?
What a bunch of scruffy twats.
She's the human equivalent of Salt'n'Shake crisps. Without the little salt sachet.
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