Bleeding hell, love
Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:38 by HM writer

After years and years of trying to get Leona Lewis to look sexy, it was another failed attempt as she was sent out to Whisky Mist last night looking like an old-fashioned Parisian prostitute with bad hair (and an even worse tattoo)... Welcome to slow news Monday!

Also at Whisky Mist, the male version of The Saturdays (but with a few more brain cells) The Wanted, who were celebrating their number one in a typically discrete and by no means poor taste way - having the music switched off while a bottle of champagne stuffed with sparklers is carried into the roped off V.I.P area. Oh, the glamour...

Meanwhile, Leona was busy Tweeting all about her night with gusto and in great detail yesterday:

"Had a lovely vegetarian dinner."

Tell us more zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Still, she did well standing next to that lot...

(And we're still undecided whether this outfit was in fact more offensive - oh God, please let something happen soon).


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  • She's the human equivalent of Salt'n'Shake crisps. Without the little salt sachet.

    retrovertigo Tue, 03/08/2010 - 02:27
  • I'd shag Leona in nano-second, nowt up with her!

    As for that bunch of tossers; "The Wanted": Who the fuck would want them?

    I wouldn't let 'em in a bus station let alone a nightclub.

    I thought ASBO's came with a night-time curfew?

    What a bunch of scruffy twats.

    ken tate Tue, 03/08/2010 - 02:15
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    nicelucci01 Tue, 03/08/2010 - 01:36
  • She's looking quite Amy Winehouse. Maybe some drugs would make her tweets more interesting.

    neekeem Mon, 02/08/2010 - 18:22
  • Has HM been overrun by gayers or something?
    I fucking well would!

    gago Mon, 02/08/2010 - 16:35
  • Dunno about Herve Midgitbloke ... that thing on the right in pic 5 is a fucking monster.

    gregmvf4 Mon, 02/08/2010 - 16:14
  • Shes a nice looking bint- but please leave out the word """Sex """" and """"Leona """" in the same sentence- they just don't fit

    the flange Mon, 02/08/2010 - 15:32
  • "but with a few more brain cells"?? What on earth gives you that impression?

    guineapig Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:59
  • Ha! Nail on the head.

    dandyboy Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:28
  • picture 5: I didn't know Herve Villechaize had had a sex change.

    jockey Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:27
  • Her 'friend' in pic five obviously ate her share of Leona's meat then. Also it must have been a bit spicy as it made her boz-eyed..

    malachysdad Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:12
  • She should put on a sheepskin noseband, blinkers and a pricker bit and just come out of the closet and admit she'd be better off in the Cheltenham Gold Cup than trying to cut it as a sex queen.

    jiggerycock Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:16
  • Why try to make Leona sexy? Fellas don't wanna buy her music. Leona should keep to her core base of teenage spinsters instead of exposing her cornflakes.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:55
  • Why try to make Leona sexy? Fellas don't wanna buy her music. Leona should keep to her core base of teenage spinsters instead of exposing her cornflakes.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:55
  • She should put on a sheepskin noseband, blinkers and a pricker bit and just come out of the closet and admit she'd be better off in the Cheltenham Gold Cup than trying to cut it as a sex queen.

    jiggerycock Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:16
  • Her 'friend' in pic five obviously ate her share of Leona's meat then. Also it must have been a bit spicy as it made her boz-eyed..

    malachysdad Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:12
  • picture 5: I didn't know Herve Villechaize had had a sex change.

    jockey Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:27
  • Ha! Nail on the head.

    dandyboy Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:28
  • "but with a few more brain cells"?? What on earth gives you that impression?

    guineapig Mon, 02/08/2010 - 14:59
  • Shes a nice looking bint- but please leave out the word """Sex """" and """"Leona """" in the same sentence- they just don't fit

    the flange Mon, 02/08/2010 - 15:32
  • Dunno about Herve Midgitbloke ... that thing on the right in pic 5 is a fucking monster.

    gregmvf4 Mon, 02/08/2010 - 16:14
  • Has HM been overrun by gayers or something?
    I fucking well would!

    gago Mon, 02/08/2010 - 16:35
  • She's looking quite Amy Winehouse. Maybe some drugs would make her tweets more interesting.

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    nicelucci01 Tue, 03/08/2010 - 01:36
  • I'd shag Leona in nano-second, nowt up with her!

    As for that bunch of tossers; "The Wanted": Who the fuck would want them?

    I wouldn't let 'em in a bus station let alone a nightclub.

    I thought ASBO's came with a night-time curfew?

    What a bunch of scruffy twats.

    ken tate Tue, 03/08/2010 - 02:15
  • She's the human equivalent of Salt'n'Shake crisps. Without the little salt sachet.

    retrovertigo Tue, 03/08/2010 - 02:27
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