Bunny spoiler
Wed, 22/07/2009 - 12:29 by HM writer
Our favourite (100% non-fabricated) story so far today has to be this heart warming tail (did you see what we did there?) about Leona Lewis rescuing a bunny from the jaws of a tramp...

Leona, who is living in the US while she works on her second album, was out shopping in LA when she spotted a rabbit tied to a lead next to a homeless man.

So vegetarian Leona went up to the tramp to ask him what he had planned for the bunny and he apparently replied:

Don't know - probably eat it.

Which seems fair enough, he is homeless after all.

So Leona offered him $100 in exchange for the rabbit, which is now safe in the singer's care, animal fans.

A 'friend' said:

Leona is the proud owner of a new white rabbit called Melrose which she is keeping in her garden. She was shopping on Melrose Avenue last week when she spotted it being kept on a lead by a homeless man.

She didn't think life on a lead was any way for a rabbit to live - then when he said he was going to eat it she knew she had to save it.

Now it has the run of her garden without the fear of being cooked for dinner.

As long as a coyote, racoon, possum, bear, rat or bat (or whatever the US version of a fox is) doesn't eat it instead...

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    geraldinl Sat, 05/03/2011 - 16:23
  • Wow, she looks enormous, as does the rabbit. What do they eat out there?!

    hacked Thu, 23/07/2009 - 16:35
  • She looks like she's certainly taking advantage of the American "cuisine" out there.

    gaylord Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:50
  • Now that would be a great HM feature "I killed a *insert small animal here* in front of *insert shithouse celebrity here*"

    Come on HM this one could run & run.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:45
  • has Leona Lewis borrowed Vanessa Feltz' arms and right boob for the Grammys?

    jackdaladlondon Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:38
  • I would have paid the tramp $200 to bite the head off the rabbit in front of Lewis. Not THAT would have been newsworthy.

    sickofcelebs Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:20
  • I'd like to see it flipped around though and have the animals exploiting fuckwit celebs to boost their own lifestyles - like a jack russell hitting the headlines as a hero for not being prepared to hump russell brand, or a dung beetle helping Johnny Borrell push his turdpile of a career into the gutter!

    erniemilko Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:08
  • http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/celebrity/384010/did-michael-jackson-have-a-lovechild.html

    Hey, HM, give me a job.

    tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:04
  • Norwegian, eh? Tell us more, Tescopop.

    dandyboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:58
  • Right. OK. Fucking Marie-fucking-Claire's gossip email just reported on Jacko's 25-year-old Norwegian lovechild and THIS is your latest news?

    Seriously, HM. Seriously. The only thing I come here for is the often amusing, occasionally intelligent user comments. I'm starting to think even that isn't enough. THIS IS SHIT.

    tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:54
  • I always think she looks like a cartoon camel

    andiem Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:50
  • Fuck off, seriously just fuck off.

    "2nd rate popstar saves rabbit"

    This is the lamest fucking story you have ever reported HM.....

    *shakes head and walks away*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:13
  • Fuck off, seriously just fuck off.

    "2nd rate popstar saves rabbit"

    This is the lamest fucking story you have ever reported HM.....

    *shakes head and walks away*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:13
  • I always think she looks like a cartoon camel

    andiem Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:50
  • Right. OK. Fucking Marie-fucking-Claire's gossip email just reported on Jacko's 25-year-old Norwegian lovechild and THIS is your latest news?

    Seriously, HM. Seriously. The only thing I come here for is the often amusing, occasionally intelligent user comments. I'm starting to think even that isn't enough. THIS IS SHIT.

    tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:54
  • Norwegian, eh? Tell us more, Tescopop.

    dandyboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:58
  • http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/celebrity/384010/did-michael-jackson-have-a-lovechild.html

    Hey, HM, give me a job.

    tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:04
  • I'd like to see it flipped around though and have the animals exploiting fuckwit celebs to boost their own lifestyles - like a jack russell hitting the headlines as a hero for not being prepared to hump russell brand, or a dung beetle helping Johnny Borrell push his turdpile of a career into the gutter!

    erniemilko Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:08
  • I would have paid the tramp $200 to bite the head off the rabbit in front of Lewis. Not THAT would have been newsworthy.

    sickofcelebs Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:20
  • has Leona Lewis borrowed Vanessa Feltz' arms and right boob for the Grammys?

    jackdaladlondon Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:38
  • Now that would be a great HM feature "I killed a *insert small animal here* in front of *insert shithouse celebrity here*"

    Come on HM this one could run & run.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:45
  • She looks like she's certainly taking advantage of the American "cuisine" out there.

    gaylord Wed, 22/07/2009 - 14:50
  • Wow, she looks enormous, as does the rabbit. What do they eat out there?!

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