Leslie Nielsen has died age 84
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Mon, 29/11/2010 - 10:30 by Mr. HMLeslie Nielsen, star of Airplane, Naked Gun and Police Squad has dies in Florida from complications arising from Pneumonia. He was 84. He was also absolutely amazing. Here are some of his bestest ever quotes.
I've not put any of the massivley obvious ones in - have I missed any brilliant ones? Add them below!
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst
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"I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was."
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Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane: He's Caucasian.
Ed: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Frank: Awfully big moustache.
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Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.
And of course...
RIP LESLIE!
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Comments
"Sorry, we would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then"
Or my favourite:
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to keep on my toes"
RIP Leslie
Love Frank Drebin. Sniff
Legend. Requiescat in pace
Legend. Requiescat in pace
Love Frank Drebin. Sniff
"Sorry, we would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then"
Or my favourite:
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to keep on my toes"
RIP Leslie