Alfie Allen at Levis launch
The Jean Genies sadly absent
Fri, 03/09/2010 - 11:37 by Mr. HMLevis have launched a new style of jeans called 'Curve'. Problems with this? Well since you ask - 1) No-one needs a radical new style of jeans. It's like launched a square football. 2) Invite some celebrities who actually HAVE curves - not Alexa Chung who has less meat on her than a quorn bagel.
Dont know about you, but Pixie Geldof is looking the picture of health isn't she? She should model for some biotic yoghurt advert, or sparkling water or Berocca or something - she'd sure convince me of the benefits of 8 hours sleep and drinking 2 litres a day.
Who needs a revolutionary new style of jeans anyway? How different can they be? Do they have three legs or a whole to shit through? Answer: No.
Still, nice of Liam Gallagher to turn up and use the photographers to promote his own clothing line. I might try that at the next Heat Magazine party.
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Fucking amazing how a Bird can go from being worthy of having a Tug over:
To Attractive:
To Arrrgh, I wouldn't touch it with yours:
Innit?
Pic 5 looks like the mini one out of Hanson circa 1997.
Where to start? Pixie Geldof looks as rough as a badger's arse, and I do not believe for a moment Florence Welch is 23 - more like 43.
That ain't Alexa. There's actually some beef on those curtains
Yes she is, the 2 of diamonds I believe.
Ooooh that Alexa Chung - she's a card isn't she?
feels as if Florence has been around for decades and in that photo she looks as if she has been
Fucking hell that really is one heck of a bunch of cunts.
Fucking hell that really is one heck of a bunch of cunts.
feels as if Florence has been around for decades and in that photo she looks as if she has been
Ooooh that Alexa Chung - she's a card isn't she?
Yes she is, the 2 of diamonds I believe.
That ain't Alexa. There's actually some beef on those curtains
Where to start? Pixie Geldof looks as rough as a badger's arse, and I do not believe for a moment Florence Welch is 23 - more like 43.
Pic 5 looks like the mini one out of Hanson circa 1997.
Fucking amazing how a Bird can go from being worthy of having a Tug over:
To Attractive:
To Arrrgh, I wouldn't touch it with yours:
Innit?