He's brilliant isn't he? Note how throughout these pictures Liam appears to do the square root of my arse.
I'm not entirely sure what Nicole and Natalie Appleton were up to or why on earth they thought it would be a good idea to drag their husbands along, but it's fair to say it doesn't look like their hearts are in it.
What the hell is Liam wearing? He looks like a cat burglar out of the Beano FFS.
Pun time? Ours is up there ^^ Stop Coughing your Lungs Out^^ and it's a bit (a lot) shit.




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the appletons have not aged well at all
liam howlett or tony mortimer in a wig?
LIAM: Are you SURE John Lennon used to run about an' that?
LIAM: Aye.
LIAM: Was this before or after The White Album?
LIAM: Does it matter?
LIAM: No. Just curious. I have an insatiable appetite for facts about John Lennon.
LIAM: I know.
LIAM: By the way, you need to change your name from Liam to summat else.
LIAM: Why?
LIAM: Cos it's confusing me.
LIAM: I'll get another tattoo.
LIAM: Don't get a 'Liam' one. That'll just make me more confused than I am now!
hahahahahah !!!
hahahahahaha!
wouldn't it be great if north london just suddenly ceased to exist.
Yes and No. Yes cause it is full of people who think Konditor and Cook's muffins are worth a fiver each. No cause South London would then become North London and I would then start buying muffins for a fiver.
Now ..Why did I come in here again? *pats trouser pockets*
Liam's got a new range of clothes out called Pretty Green. Not sure what that means but the clothes are pretty shite. Still, flogging ''em will help to pay the rent.
Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards
Oh no , help!! Natalie is near a TREE. !!! Or does her OCD only kick in when she is in the Australian jungle.............