Liam Gallagher, a cool dude
Some Might Say he looks ridiculous
Thu, 25/11/2010 - 11:31 by John HillPoor old Liam Gallagher has never really had much to do with the real world. He's had fleeting moments of clarity, but mostly he's away in some alternate universe where everybody cuts their hair under a mixing bowl and has a mild form of rickets. You can tell this by the perma-smile his brother has plastered on his face, the same one you have when despite your best efforts a child keeps fishing his turds out of the toilet and you know he's just going to have to learn the hard way. A lot of our mums here at HM also have that face.
William John Paul George Ringo Gallagher's new-ish clothing range is called Pretty Green, because he loves Paul Weller's haircut (don't we all), and despite only being launched just over a year ago, he's already got his parkas and floppy hats in Selfridges. Not because he's famous, but because they're top quality, you know what I mean?
Anyway, we've carefully scanned the pictures for anything in particular that sticks out and we can't find anything. Because it all looks like it was designed and made by a blind five year old with no thumbs (don't get sad, he or she doesn't actually exist).
We particularly like photo #2, it actually looks like a drawing.
Remember though readers, Best Fookin Band Of The Nyne-tees, and the classic, Fuck Off You Southern Fairy, You Just Don't Get It Mate.
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Jonah Takalua? That you?
What the hell has happened to this site ? Is it an invasion ?
Mr HM I think moving into the realms of Twitter may have been a bad idea
little is just the dick of your gay father fucking that bitch in the street: that's how you were born.
please continueeee we are laughing at you fags.
we are delighted.
ooooooooh.... marconelson puts the lotion in the basket. ease up there little fella. must be tiring in your world.
Don't start on Jimmy, at least he wouldn't offer 'an advice'.
The thing I always hated about that fucking band, wasn't so much the Simple Simon lyrics or Liam's really stupid hair, but the fact that they were an embarrassment to the working class they supposedly represented. If being a loud-mouthed, argumentative thick bastard is all we're about then I fucking give up. That's what the middle classes wanted to believe about 'the plebs' and that's what Oasis gave them.
Later on, I saw a few interviews with Noel Gallagher and realised he was actually a funny, intelligent man and he didn't need all that posturing. Shame he didn't realise it himself sooner. Liam I just don't get. He's a nice, family man now they say. But only a mentaler would have a hairdo like Andrew Aguecheek out of 'Twelfth Night'.
Alright Liam?
Ain't that what Every Fashion Designer does every season?
There ain't nothing new under the sun, it's all been done before.
Fashion is just an excuse for conspicuous consumption by peeps with more money than sense.
As for Gallagher, he'd be a simpleton wherever he came from, it's not because he's northern.
an advice: go back to your favourite porn sites where you can have the most real sex in your life.
wow Jimmy Hill who the fuck are you?
nobody knows. What a big piece of great journalism, as the piece of shit you are. Upload a photo of you, make these sad people laugh.
ahahaha how many people jealous as fuck.
This is the proof of Liam success.
You wouldn't say so in front of him but now you're hidden behind a computer you wankers
It's the lack of self-awareness that amazes me, Father. I mean, does he look at footage/pics of himself and say 'lookin gooood'? Or is there something nagging inside him sayin 'lookin sheeeeeiiiiittttAH'
Never has one man passed off the ideas of so many others as his own to so many willing recipients.
Thick browed, knuckle dragging, northern simpleton.
Worthless peasant
Excellent, my old tent from the Cadets is back in fashion. That is a tent, isn't it?
Grade A Retard.
Grade A Retard.
Excellent, my old tent from the Cadets is back in fashion. That is a tent, isn't it?
Worthless peasant
Never has one man passed off the ideas of so many others as his own to so many willing recipients.
Thick browed, knuckle dragging, northern simpleton.
It's the lack of self-awareness that amazes me, Father. I mean, does he look at footage/pics of himself and say 'lookin gooood'? Or is there something nagging inside him sayin 'lookin sheeeeeiiiiittttAH'
ahahaha how many people jealous as fuck.
This is the proof of Liam success.
You wouldn't say so in front of him but now you're hidden behind a computer you wankers
wow Jimmy Hill who the fuck are you?
nobody knows. What a big piece of great journalism, as the piece of shit you are. Upload a photo of you, make these sad people laugh.
an advice: go back to your favourite porn sites where you can have the most real sex in your life.
Ain't that what Every Fashion Designer does every season?
There ain't nothing new under the sun, it's all been done before.
Fashion is just an excuse for conspicuous consumption by peeps with more money than sense.
As for Gallagher, he'd be a simpleton wherever he came from, it's not because he's northern.
Alright Liam?
Don't start on Jimmy, at least he wouldn't offer 'an advice'.
The thing I always hated about that fucking band, wasn't so much the Simple Simon lyrics or Liam's really stupid hair, but the fact that they were an embarrassment to the working class they supposedly represented. If being a loud-mouthed, argumentative thick bastard is all we're about then I fucking give up. That's what the middle classes wanted to believe about 'the plebs' and that's what Oasis gave them.
Later on, I saw a few interviews with Noel Gallagher and realised he was actually a funny, intelligent man and he didn't need all that posturing. Shame he didn't realise it himself sooner. Liam I just don't get. He's a nice, family man now they say. But only a mentaler would have a hairdo like Andrew Aguecheek out of 'Twelfth Night'.
ooooooooh.... marconelson puts the lotion in the basket. ease up there little fella. must be tiring in your world.
please continueeee we are laughing at you fags.
we are delighted.
little is just the dick of your gay father fucking that bitch in the street: that's how you were born.
What the hell has happened to this site ? Is it an invasion ?
Mr HM I think moving into the realms of Twitter may have been a bad idea
Jonah Takalua? That you?