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Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:19 by HM writer

Lily Allen popped out for a fag at the Q Awards in her nan's dress and managed to make fellow guest Robert Plant look youthful. Winners after the jump...

And here are the list of winners:

Best act in the world today - Muse

Best album
- Kasabian, West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum

Best track - Lily Allen, The Fear

Best live act - Arctic Monkeys

Outstanding Contribution to Music: Robert Plant

The Q Icon: Marianne Faithfull

Classic Song: Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Amy Winehouse and her brand new breasts made an appearance, but, according to the Press Association, she managed to mess up her appearance on stage twice. That doesn't sound like Amy...

She was due to present an award to The Specials alongside record producer and film maker Don Letts, but she failed to appear on stage at both attempts.

Letts eventually handed the prize to the band, with the Al Murray, the award's host, attempting to fill her place, telling guests: "What do I do if I'm Amy?" before downing a pint of beer in one. And then hurling the pint glass at James Blunt (oh no wait, that's what we'd do).

Other guests included, er, James Blunt, Kate Nash, Kasabian, Fearne Cotton, Robert Plant, Sonic Youth, Jarvis Cocker, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Steel Panther and Matt Bellamy...

  • I hope her next gig is in West London mortuary

    Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 19:15
  • I hope her next career move is 'speed bump'

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:57
  • May I add -

    Self. Absorbed. Cunt

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:44
  • "I'm Lily, I'm a pop star. OK I'm bored of being a pop star now, I want to be a model. OK, bored now, can I be an actress? What do you mean no? I WANNA BE AN ACTRESS! DAAAAAAAAAAAD! THEY WON'T LET ME BE AN ACTRESS AND I WANNA! OK, I'm being a pop star again now."

    Spoiled little shitbag.

    retrovertigo Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:39
  • q magazine - music for people that don't like music.

    lilly allen though eh? EH? nudge nudge. can't resist a girl with a face like an ashtray.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:49
  • I overheard a group of doughnuts in the pub the other day talking about them. One said to the other "They're amazing. I saw them earlier in the year and they can actually play their instruments."

    kwebb Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:00
  • She's a totally talentless cunt - anyone who rates this fucker has zero grasp on the music scene. Nuff said about Q, therefore...

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:50
  • I thought she said she was retiring?
    Why hasnt this happened?

    I cant be the only one writhing in agony and rage when her adolescent doggerel verse comes on the wireless?

    GretaBritain Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:42
  • Kasabian winning anything goes to show the minus level of gravitas that the Q awards has slumped to.

    eight Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:38
  • Keith Allen in new toupee shocker

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:21
  • Not that anything that mag says has any real relevance, but you've got to hand it to Muse, they're the best band in the word today, despite someone else releasing a better album, someone else being better live, someone else releasing a better single than they did...

    Speaking of which, the only good bit of that Lily Allen single is the instrumental bit they use on Match Of The Day.

    dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:23
  • What. A. Fucking. Pig

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 20:30
  • What. A. Fucking. Pig

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 20:30
  • Not that anything that mag says has any real relevance, but you've got to hand it to Muse, they're the best band in the word today, despite someone else releasing a better album, someone else being better live, someone else releasing a better single than they did...

    Speaking of which, the only good bit of that Lily Allen single is the instrumental bit they use on Match Of The Day.

    dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:23
  • Keith Allen in new toupee shocker

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:21
  • Kasabian winning anything goes to show the minus level of gravitas that the Q awards has slumped to.

    eight Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:38
  • I thought she said she was retiring?
    Why hasnt this happened?

    I cant be the only one writhing in agony and rage when her adolescent doggerel verse comes on the wireless?

    GretaBritain Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:42
  • She's a totally talentless cunt - anyone who rates this fucker has zero grasp on the music scene. Nuff said about Q, therefore...

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 23:50
  • I overheard a group of doughnuts in the pub the other day talking about them. One said to the other "They're amazing. I saw them earlier in the year and they can actually play their instruments."

    kwebb Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:00
  • q magazine - music for people that don't like music.

    lilly allen though eh? EH? nudge nudge. can't resist a girl with a face like an ashtray.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:49
  • "I'm Lily, I'm a pop star. OK I'm bored of being a pop star now, I want to be a model. OK, bored now, can I be an actress? What do you mean no? I WANNA BE AN ACTRESS! DAAAAAAAAAAAD! THEY WON'T LET ME BE AN ACTRESS AND I WANNA! OK, I'm being a pop star again now."

    Spoiled little shitbag.

    retrovertigo Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:39
  • May I add -

    Self. Absorbed. Cunt

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:44
  • I hope her next career move is 'speed bump'

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:57
  • I hope her next gig is in West London mortuary

    Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 19:15

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