That can open MASSIVE doors being related to June Ackland. You can get a lift home with Tony Stamp and maybe get half uneaten bacon roll of PC Jim Carver.

I know quite lot of people in the London record industry. Lily Allen is disliked, resented and held in zero regard by the vast majority of them - chiefly for her 'talking' through records.

Nepotism rules in the Biz, mate. Look at that gawky twat in La Roux. Her mum is June Ackland from the Bill and her dad is a music management bloke. Work the rest out if you will. Anything that made a noise like she does, you'd stamp on it to put it out of its fucking misery.

As for Williams winning a Brit for Outstanding Contribution to Music - you are taking the piss, right? Please say it ain't so. Mind you the Brits are like the Baftas - backslapping shite to assuage the fragile egos of those who don't quite make it for an oscar...

So not being able to sing and writing shit songs (and even needing help to do that) is a talent? Fuck me, I'm talented! She's got a vaguely famous dad and Williams has a huge PR machine (Outstanding Contribution to Music Brit Award, FFS). I hope they die slowly in a fire.

It wouldn't be so bad if the catshit-breath, dish-faced spastic could fucking sing. She is the epitome of nepotistic talentvoid bollocks. Style over substance? What style? She couldn't look any worse if she wore calipers and jam-jar bottomed glasses. Get the fuck out, you gobby little tit

I reckon he probably wants his old hairline back as well.

Whats his chops from The Darkness has called and wants his old wardrobe back.

"...on the other she (along with Robbie Williams) is the closest thing the UK has to a bona fide pop star and celebrity with a real talent...."

AM I the only one to see the irony in that sentence illuminated like a fucking dayglo pink neon sign???

she's ripping off Lady Ga-Ga.

Has she seen the attention that that Bats For Lashes woman gets and thought "I can do a downmarket version of that easily?"

Can you really not see the dark patch? On the side closest to the microphone? Armpit waxing is no worse than leg or bikini waxing. Not any better either :-(

If she had decent stage lighting we wouldn't even be discussing this. Why is she so bright? Is she performing on the surface of the sun? Someone as stumpy, plain and unremarkable as her should be in the darkest possible lighting. So we don't have to see her armpits. Or face.

I really can't see it. Armpit waxing is upsetting. And bad for the glands, isn't it? That's what they told us at school...

No, there is definitely five o'clock shadow there.

If she's going to go flashing her pits all around the place why can't she do like all the other people who flash their pits - get them waxed!

Eh? In the first pic she is clearly in possession of clean-shaven armpits.

Err, actually I didn't get past the first pic because she looks as though she hasn't shaved her pits for a few days. Disgusting and most likely stinks of B.O.

She's an intriguing example of social mobility - from knock-kneed Mikita to that dried up Moss. Re the dress: at least she's shaved her armpits. That's summit I suppose.

I think she looks alright, actually.

Stage. Costume. It's not like she's wearing it down the chippy. Slow news day is it?

problem is, after you did her she might take you round her dad's for dinner. so best not to take that chance

this isn't right

i would, provided she promised not to sing and kept the smoking post-coitus.

I think she is very talented , her songs are funny and original.

Never heard one of her songs, but she is quite pleasant to look at.