It's easy to take the piss out of Lily Allen. On one hand she's a gobby, slight daft and naive young woman who knows how to create a headline when it's suits her - and on the other she (along with Robbie Williams) is the closest thing the UK has to a bona fide pop star and celebrity with a real talent.
But, nothing, NOTHING excuses this outfit.
As you are no doubt aware, i'm a fashion expert and chiselled male model, so feel qualified to say that this is the one single outfit perfectly designed to be the complete polar opposite of what Lily Allen should wear. Someone REALLY should have a word innit.
Is it a dress? Dunno.
Is it a swimming costume? Christ knows.
Is it a bit "camel toe-y" and unflattering?
Yes.
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COMMENTS (24)
Yes. I have now realised what a talent talking limericks into a microphone is. Beats singing dunnit I spose!
Never heard one of her songs, but she is quite pleasant to look at.
I think she is very talented , her songs are funny and original.
i would, provided she promised not to sing and kept the smoking post-coitus.
problem is, after you did her she might take you round her dad's for dinner. so best not to take that chance
this isn't right
Stage. Costume. It's not like she's wearing it down the chippy. Slow news day is it?
I think she looks alright, actually.
She's an intriguing example of social mobility - from knock-kneed Mikita to that dried up Moss. Re the dress: at least she's shaved her armpits. That's summit I suppose.
Err, actually I didn't get past the first pic because she looks as though she hasn't shaved her pits for a few days. Disgusting and most likely stinks of B.O.