Lily Allen performs at Big Day Out, flashes bra

Alright, sort of

Mon, 01/02/2010 - 11:03 by HM writer

Lily Allen was busy stealing Bat For Lashes look and flashing her 34 AAs at the Big Day Out festival in Perth Australia, and declaring it one of her last ever concerts before she retires...

Unfortunately, moments after her performance the 24-year-old collapsed onto the tarmac and had to be helped into her car by her minders. An observant onlooker had suggested:

"It was hot, she probably just needed a drink."

Meanwhile the singer has been telling the crowd that this will be one the of the last concerts she'll be doing before she gives up music (her final one being in March with Dizee Rascal) and she's ready to have a baby.

She said:

"I want to have a baby. I'm not saying I'm pregnant now. Shut up, Lily. Shut up, Lily. That's the sort of stuff that gets me into trouble I suppose."

Although that could explaine her fainting after the show...

(Or more likely, several large glasses of Pinot Grigio)...

Bat For Lashes

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Comments

Is this making the (very valid) point that fatty has stolen Bat for Lashes' look, or is the tambourine picture a mistake?
Reverend Green Wed, 03/02/2010 - 22:35
Why fucking bother flashing tit when she aint got any?
Get yourself some silicon stuck in there love.
And while you're at it have some liposuction and catch a bit of anorexia.
ken tate Wed, 03/02/2010 - 04:26
Love the tambourine. In an alternate timeline, she'd be one of those scrotey students playing with a hacky sack in the park, droning on about how "My gap year, like, sooooo opened my eyes to all the suffering in the world, man" before going on to work in a bank.

I'd love to think that her retirement is good news, but it's not like she's going to do the decent thing and disappear completely, she's just going to end up flogging pictures of her sprog (as and when she has one) to OK every fucking week like Charlotte Church.
retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:25
Sadly, I'd probably still hit it
wallyraffles Mon, 01/02/2010 - 16:10
Singer who likes to get her tits out, tries and fails to woo Prince William at Australian concert by getting her tits out in front of him (whilst riding in golf cart).

Well that's that blind item solved.

When is she going to finally retire?
mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:23
Is her forehead being large reason for her ridiculous fringe? By the way Lily, the hairstyle does make your nose look like a pig's snout. I call, and raise, MJ's note - please fuck off.

xx
suckmebeautiful Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:01
She has no idea what she is letting herself in for - lots of money from continuing entertainment career, nights out, world travel in first class, nice, clean, fashionable clothes, etc. swapped for having a baby. She'll be doing a Madonna next and saying being a mother (also known as being deprived of your individuality, sleep and any fun in the real non-celeb world) is her greatest achievement. Don't you believe it. Bitter? Me? It's like when Zoe Ball announced she wanted to be a fucking teacher. Fuck off you patronising cunts and stick to what you really know is where you've got it made.
stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:15
Dear Lily,

Your music is shit, your antics are boring and your forehead is large. Please piss off.

x
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 01/02/2010 - 13:33
What gets you 'into trouble' is your ridiculously affected patois singing style of risible nursery rhyme morality tales, which the shit-for-brains Zeitgest regard as some sort of call to arms for youth in the 21st century.
jiggerycock Mon, 01/02/2010 - 11:46

What gets you 'into trouble' is your ridiculously affected patois singing style of risible nursery rhyme morality tales, which the shit-for-brains Zeitgest regard as some sort of call to arms for youth in the 21st century.
jiggerycock Mon, 01/02/2010 - 11:46
Dear Lily,

Your music is shit, your antics are boring and your forehead is large. Please piss off.

x
MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 01/02/2010 - 13:33
She has no idea what she is letting herself in for - lots of money from continuing entertainment career, nights out, world travel in first class, nice, clean, fashionable clothes, etc. swapped for having a baby. She'll be doing a Madonna next and saying being a mother (also known as being deprived of your individuality, sleep and any fun in the real non-celeb world) is her greatest achievement. Don't you believe it. Bitter? Me? It's like when Zoe Ball announced she wanted to be a fucking teacher. Fuck off you patronising cunts and stick to what you really know is where you've got it made.
stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:15
Is her forehead being large reason for her ridiculous fringe? By the way Lily, the hairstyle does make your nose look like a pig's snout. I call, and raise, MJ's note - please fuck off.

xx
suckmebeautiful Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:01
Singer who likes to get her tits out, tries and fails to woo Prince William at Australian concert by getting her tits out in front of him (whilst riding in golf cart).

Well that's that blind item solved.

When is she going to finally retire?
mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:23
Sadly, I'd probably still hit it
wallyraffles Mon, 01/02/2010 - 16:10
Love the tambourine. In an alternate timeline, she'd be one of those scrotey students playing with a hacky sack in the park, droning on about how "My gap year, like, sooooo opened my eyes to all the suffering in the world, man" before going on to work in a bank.

I'd love to think that her retirement is good news, but it's not like she's going to do the decent thing and disappear completely, she's just going to end up flogging pictures of her sprog (as and when she has one) to OK every fucking week like Charlotte Church.
retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:25
Why fucking bother flashing tit when she aint got any?
Get yourself some silicon stuck in there love.
And while you're at it have some liposuction and catch a bit of anorexia.
ken tate Wed, 03/02/2010 - 04:26
Is this making the (very valid) point that fatty has stolen Bat for Lashes' look, or is the tambourine picture a mistake?
Reverend Green Wed, 03/02/2010 - 22:35