Lil shop of horrors
Wed, 10/03/2010 - 13:18 by Harry Bow

After reading the Jay-Z guide to retirement, Lily Allen recently announced that she'd never play again before promptly lining up a bunch of summer tour dates. But there's more! It's now also been reported that she's landed her very own reality show...

Great news, people, Lily Allen isn't stepping out of the lime-light after all - quite the contrary...

 

According to The Sun, she's being filmed for a fly-on-the-wall documentary "charting her journey from pop singer to shopkeeper" - which sound more like a slightly patronising version of Faking It to us.

 

Apparently a source told the paper:

"Lily was approached about the TV show and thought it would help promote her new ventures as well as letting people get to know her a bit better." 

Yes, because she's previously been such a dark-horse.

 

Anyway, the singer, who has recently been speaking out about how awful it would be if 6 Music got closed down, previously thanked TV license payers for allowing her to be paid 'a lot' of money for for BBC3 chat show Lily Allen And Friends, but there's no word on which channel might have commissioned her again. it couldn't possibly beat this though...

 

  • I fucking despise this dishfaced, unoriginal, nepotistic cunt. A talent void of the worst sort - someone who really believes her own hype.

    I wish she would fucking retire from the human race, and take her fucking oikish father and brother with her. This is the same cunt that having done some PR for schoolkid issues, then said "Drugs aren't bad for you". Well done, you terminally stupid twat

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 20:42
  • as are Elvis, Lord Lucan and Roy Orbison. Fuck off spamming cunt.

    erniemilko Thu, 11/03/2010 - 11:27
  • I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

    loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 02:53
  • Does she actually write her own stuff as she appeared to have one song after the other at one point, example groups like bewers aloud, west of time do this

    clarabow1703 Wed, 10/03/2010 - 23:03
  • I think that, like Jordan, she's one of these people who has made a career out of being inherently unlikeable. I mean, her music is shit, so that just leaves her personality to fall back on. Except that's also shit, but people love hating stuff, hence her never being out of the public eye. Shame. Stumpy-legged little freak.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 16:56
  • I think that, like Jordan, she's one of these people who has made a career out of being inherently unlikeable. I mean, her music is shit, so that just leaves her personality to fall back on. Except that's also shit, but people love hating stuff, hence her never being out of the public eye. Shame. Stumpy-legged little freak.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 16:56
  • Does she actually write her own stuff as she appeared to have one song after the other at one point, example groups like bewers aloud, west of time do this

    clarabow1703 Wed, 10/03/2010 - 23:03
  • I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

    loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 02:53
  • as are Elvis, Lord Lucan and Roy Orbison. Fuck off spamming cunt.

    erniemilko Thu, 11/03/2010 - 11:27
  • I fucking despise this dishfaced, unoriginal, nepotistic cunt. A talent void of the worst sort - someone who really believes her own hype.

    I wish she would fucking retire from the human race, and take her fucking oikish father and brother with her. This is the same cunt that having done some PR for schoolkid issues, then said "Drugs aren't bad for you". Well done, you terminally stupid twat

    koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 20:42

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