Who'd have known...
Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:14 by HM writer

Lily Allen, who ditched her 'Humbug' outfit for the more sophisticated 'glittered-dragonfly-drawn-on-face' look while performing in Milan yesterday, has declared her love for Class A drugs and booze. Who'd have known?

Lily reportedly told a tabloid:

"Why the hell would you give up booze? No drinking until Christmas, yeah right? Drink and Class A drugs - that's what life's all about."

This took place during the drunken after party for the Q Awards, in which Lily's new friend, US singer Ke$ha, apparently pulled down her pants and spent a penny in the sink of the loos because the queue was too long.

That's what a life of Class A drugs and booze will do to you...

Lily also spoke about Fearne Cotton, to add:

“I was asked to go on her new show, but no way. I would never go on that show."

“The words Fearne and Cotton mean nothing to me. Just a forest and a form of clothing."

We have to agree with her on that...

  • This is a bit of a silly article. Lilly has shown herself to be quite smart at times, I reckon she could make even better music if she gave the drugs and booze a rest, maybe if she went to an inpatient drug rehab for a break.

    Valerian42 Sat, 18/09/2010 - 20:50
  • Well, it is clear enough that she needs some Drug Rehabilitation. I just can't believe she actually has the guts to say it out loud just like that. If I were in her place I would hide myself and never admit that I am addicted to drugs and booze. Oh God...

    freyutzz Wed, 04/08/2010 - 10:32
  • I personally hate her music, so don't even try to hear one of her records (Who knows, though? Might be your type of music?!) Anyways, this girl has some serious issues. I love alcohol as well, I am a huge wine lover. I am even planing to buy my own Wine cellar... but she is not a wine lover... she is a brainless junky that doesn't even have talent.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 06/04/2010 - 00:58
  • If she said that then I can only say I am sorry for her life. It looks like being a celeb and having everything she needs isn't enough, at some point people like her turn into self destruction. I suppose she'd never turn to addiction treatment, it would ruin best thing in her life. That's a "nice" example you're to all the teens your age!

    ronny Thu, 18/03/2010 - 21:02
  • Who'd have known that Lily Allen does drugs and booze? I'm not much of a fan, but I often listen some of her songs. I'm sorry to hear she does this kind of things, but I still hope she will go to the Narconon Vista Bay. I'm sure it will help her.

    dragos_ionut2004 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 01:11
  • Didn't she get in trouble about a year ago for saying this exact same thing?

    mynicehat Sat, 31/10/2009 - 18:39
  • Why r they showing a photo of Till Lindemann in the news?

    numnum Fri, 30/10/2009 - 22:22
  • Agree with her about Fearne Cotton. Pity Radio One don't

    Dantheman Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:26
  • She was on the Radio in the summer - talking about cricket to some fucking idiot who was asking her questions. "No No No! That is not what a googly is. I have learnt this one from my book. Wait a second. Yes here it is. It's a delivery that looks like it will be normal leg spin but then it turns to the batsmen.You see! I do know. You can't catch me out!"

    Shutup you annoying little cunt!

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 08:36
  • Drugs? What drugs? People who do never talk. Who wants the filth knocking on their door? But of course Lily's different. You wait until her money runs out. She'll start sniffing for endorsements and then it'll be: "Why I've never taken drugs. I find them absolutely abhorrent. My drug of choice is my music. Naturally."

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 00:01
  • Lily, write a nursery rhyme about it, set it to a beat and I'll get it before its released off of U-Torrent, yeah?

    GretaBritain Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:23
  • Boring old unwarranted self importance peddling hypocritical fart with her dull as dishwater ''beatz'', thinks it's ok for her to download songs illegally and use the internet to get a record deal, but hates everyone else for doing it.

    whereswaldo Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:21
  • Way to go Blart

    I listened to her latest album last night (the wife bought the CD). Rebellious in a very corporate boardroom way. That 'Fuck You' nursery rhyme of hers. Clearly designed to shock. Clearly a liberal wet dream, 'enemy-by-numbers' tour de farce. Clearly a pile of big dogs dick.

    jiggerycock Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:04
  • Class A cunt more like. The sooner someone does a Lennon on her the fucking better. I have 46p and a half-chewed CurlyWurly to contribute to the ammo fund...

    And I can assure you if I went around banging on about "how great class A drugs are", I'd be fucking arrested and my gaff raided.

    Over-privileged little pseudo-rebellious twat - the closest she's been to "the edge" is a fucking IrnBru WKD and a packet of B&H on the big dipper at Weston Super Mare. And you lot are the stupidest cunts for thinking she's great for saying it

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:37
  • And that is why you like her. If you can avoid hearing her speak or 'sing' you can keep this love affair going for years.

    BustySinclair Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:18
  • Drink and Class A drugs

    That's your manifesto is it? That's what you want to go out on your sheild being remembered for is it?

    Wow! Nobody's done that before.

    jiggerycock Thu, 29/10/2009 - 13:01
  • I liked her before and I am liking her more with every passing HM/Lilly Allen story.

    Never heard a record of hers though

    HeyYou Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:58
  • I remember someone saying the greatest things in life involved something about the lamentation of women, and what could be more lamentable...

    shiddymitters Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:48
  • she's a chip of the old block alright. and her old man's looking great for 36.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:44
  • Wow - she's said something sensible at last. Thought she was looking nice at the moment - complexion, style choices, etc. * tightens tourniquet

    stella ah trois Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:28
  • Wow - she's said something sensible at last. Thought she was looking nice at the moment - complexion, style choices, etc. * tightens tourniquet

    stella ah trois Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:28
  • she's a chip of the old block alright. and her old man's looking great for 36.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:44
  • I remember someone saying the greatest things in life involved something about the lamentation of women, and what could be more lamentable...

    shiddymitters Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:48
  • I liked her before and I am liking her more with every passing HM/Lilly Allen story.

    Never heard a record of hers though

    HeyYou Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:58
  • Drink and Class A drugs

    That's your manifesto is it? That's what you want to go out on your sheild being remembered for is it?

    Wow! Nobody's done that before.

    jiggerycock Thu, 29/10/2009 - 13:01
  • And that is why you like her. If you can avoid hearing her speak or 'sing' you can keep this love affair going for years.

    BustySinclair Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:18
  • Class A cunt more like. The sooner someone does a Lennon on her the fucking better. I have 46p and a half-chewed CurlyWurly to contribute to the ammo fund...

    And I can assure you if I went around banging on about "how great class A drugs are", I'd be fucking arrested and my gaff raided.

    Over-privileged little pseudo-rebellious twat - the closest she's been to "the edge" is a fucking IrnBru WKD and a packet of B&H on the big dipper at Weston Super Mare. And you lot are the stupidest cunts for thinking she's great for saying it

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:37
  • Way to go Blart

    I listened to her latest album last night (the wife bought the CD). Rebellious in a very corporate boardroom way. That 'Fuck You' nursery rhyme of hers. Clearly designed to shock. Clearly a liberal wet dream, 'enemy-by-numbers' tour de farce. Clearly a pile of big dogs dick.

    jiggerycock Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:04
  • Boring old unwarranted self importance peddling hypocritical fart with her dull as dishwater ''beatz'', thinks it's ok for her to download songs illegally and use the internet to get a record deal, but hates everyone else for doing it.

    whereswaldo Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:21
  • Lily, write a nursery rhyme about it, set it to a beat and I'll get it before its released off of U-Torrent, yeah?

    GretaBritain Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:23
  • Drugs? What drugs? People who do never talk. Who wants the filth knocking on their door? But of course Lily's different. You wait until her money runs out. She'll start sniffing for endorsements and then it'll be: "Why I've never taken drugs. I find them absolutely abhorrent. My drug of choice is my music. Naturally."

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 00:01
  • She was on the Radio in the summer - talking about cricket to some fucking idiot who was asking her questions. "No No No! That is not what a googly is. I have learnt this one from my book. Wait a second. Yes here it is. It's a delivery that looks like it will be normal leg spin but then it turns to the batsmen.You see! I do know. You can't catch me out!"

    Shutup you annoying little cunt!

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 08:36
  • Agree with her about Fearne Cotton. Pity Radio One don't

    Dantheman Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:26
  • Why r they showing a photo of Till Lindemann in the news?

    numnum Fri, 30/10/2009 - 22:22
  • Didn't she get in trouble about a year ago for saying this exact same thing?

    mynicehat Sat, 31/10/2009 - 18:39
  • Who'd have known that Lily Allen does drugs and booze? I'm not much of a fan, but I often listen some of her songs. I'm sorry to hear she does this kind of things, but I still hope she will go to the Narconon Vista Bay. I'm sure it will help her.

    dragos_ionut2004 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 01:11
  • If she said that then I can only say I am sorry for her life. It looks like being a celeb and having everything she needs isn't enough, at some point people like her turn into self destruction. I suppose she'd never turn to addiction treatment, it would ruin best thing in her life. That's a "nice" example you're to all the teens your age!

    ronny Thu, 18/03/2010 - 21:02
  • I personally hate her music, so don't even try to hear one of her records (Who knows, though? Might be your type of music?!) Anyways, this girl has some serious issues. I love alcohol as well, I am a huge wine lover. I am even planing to buy my own Wine cellar... but she is not a wine lover... she is a brainless junky that doesn't even have talent.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 06/04/2010 - 00:58
  • Well, it is clear enough that she needs some Drug Rehabilitation. I just can't believe she actually has the guts to say it out loud just like that. If I were in her place I would hide myself and never admit that I am addicted to drugs and booze. Oh God...

    freyutzz Wed, 04/08/2010 - 10:32
  • This is a bit of a silly article. Lilly has shown herself to be quite smart at times, I reckon she could make even better music if she gave the drugs and booze a rest, maybe if she went to an inpatient drug rehab for a break.

    Valerian42 Sat, 18/09/2010 - 20:50

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