Lily Allen could be pregnant, quits music (again)

Lily Allen leaves the BBC studios in disguise

A Littlest Thing?

Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:08 by HM writer

As Lily Allen has been busy threatening to retire from music to begin a family, started a new business venture, attempted to save the rainforest and all the while surviving off a diet of haterade self loathing and cat hiss (quote: Courtney Love) and this, it's being claimed that she's also pregnant with painter and decorator boyfriend Sam Cooper...

Lily told Absolute radio over the weekend (presumably consulting 44-year-old boyfriend Cooper first):

"I’d like to have a child within a year. It’ll be a minimum of four or five years before I make a record again."

And here are some pictures of Lily leaving the BBC studios with what may or may not be a small bump, possibly created by the wind.

Still a less frightening prospect than this...

Celebrity Baby, Lily Allen pictures, Lily Allen

Comments

Why doesn't she just fuck off, full stop.

She can take her addled father with her, and wouldn't it be fun to suggest the baby could be her brother's?

Just imagine what a fucking ugly baby it will be,..........
koshmar Tue, 18/05/2010 - 01:01
"Quits Music( Again)"
I wasn't aware that tunelessly reciting Mockney crap over a cod-ska backing track was actually considered music...
huxylady Mon, 17/05/2010 - 20:27
"I’d like to have a child within a year." Well, nine months is usually sufficient, love. But then she has go legs like an elephant. I believe their gestational period is somewhat longer than 12 months. Elephants. Not legs.
stella ah trois Mon, 17/05/2010 - 15:41
Her boyfriend has mitigating circumstances for being a crap shag - it's her he's shagging.
jiggerycock Mon, 17/05/2010 - 15:38
Even though she'd probably write a whole album about how comically inadequate I am at pleasuring a lady, I still would. I think she's lovely.
clee984 Mon, 17/05/2010 - 14:24
It being her dad's would probably be the only thing that would make this story interesting
Urfugginjokin Mon, 17/05/2010 - 14:04
As long as it's not her dad's, who cares?
PuddyTwat Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:52
See if she stops Chain smoking!!
PETERNORTH Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:10
What do you mean, quits music 'again'? Did she come back? Did she ever start? Oh, actually, 'Smile' did quite well didn't it? And that one about her boyfriend being a shit shag (bet he was pleased, whoever it was at the time) where she was wiggling her batty in the video with her band dressed as a line dancing troupe...?
Urfugginjokin Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:03
Hmmmmm. tits look a little bigger (well they couldn't be any smaller) and change in complexion might support the theory.
slug Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:59
She can't be pregnant if she's got the painters in!

*badum tish*.

Oh please yourself.
bellendercarlisle Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:41

She can't be pregnant if she's got the painters in!

*badum tish*.

Oh please yourself.
bellendercarlisle Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:41
Hmmmmm. tits look a little bigger (well they couldn't be any smaller) and change in complexion might support the theory.
slug Mon, 17/05/2010 - 12:59
What do you mean, quits music 'again'? Did she come back? Did she ever start? Oh, actually, 'Smile' did quite well didn't it? And that one about her boyfriend being a shit shag (bet he was pleased, whoever it was at the time) where she was wiggling her batty in the video with her band dressed as a line dancing troupe...?
Urfugginjokin Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:03
See if she stops Chain smoking!!
PETERNORTH Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:10
As long as it's not her dad's, who cares?
PuddyTwat Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:52
It being her dad's would probably be the only thing that would make this story interesting
Urfugginjokin Mon, 17/05/2010 - 14:04
Even though she'd probably write a whole album about how comically inadequate I am at pleasuring a lady, I still would. I think she's lovely.
clee984 Mon, 17/05/2010 - 14:24
Her boyfriend has mitigating circumstances for being a crap shag - it's her he's shagging.
jiggerycock Mon, 17/05/2010 - 15:38
"I’d like to have a child within a year." Well, nine months is usually sufficient, love. But then she has go legs like an elephant. I believe their gestational period is somewhat longer than 12 months. Elephants. Not legs.
stella ah trois Mon, 17/05/2010 - 15:41
"Quits Music( Again)"
I wasn't aware that tunelessly reciting Mockney crap over a cod-ska backing track was actually considered music...
huxylady Mon, 17/05/2010 - 20:27
Why doesn't she just fuck off, full stop.

She can take her addled father with her, and wouldn't it be fun to suggest the baby could be her brother's?

Just imagine what a fucking ugly baby it will be,..........
koshmar Tue, 18/05/2010 - 01:01