Boyfriend Sam Cooper seemed happier dressing up as Lily's dad, who also joined them on the night out, though. Fun times.

Lily's misery might have been something to do with Liverpool City Council's investigation into her on-stage smoking following a gig she performed there last week, but it was probably more likely to be due to the fact that the chilly weather meant a nipple-slip was out of the question. Unfortunately the minus-zero temperature didn't put her off wearing those fucking Henry Holland stocking-print tights. What is the point, really? Wear a pair of stockings or don't. They just remind us of Pat Butcher in her favourite novelty apron.

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