Lily Allen, dad and boyfriend go to China White, spread the joy of the season

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Lily Allen leaving China White last night

It's not fair #4939

Fri, 18/12/2009 - 11:47 by Harry Bow

If Julia Robert's Pretty Woman ho got in a bar brawl with Bat for Lashes and then Rainbow Bright jizzed in her face, the result would probably look something like this.

Boyfriend Sam Cooper seemed happier dressing up as Lily's dad, who also joined them on the night out, though. Fun times.

Lily's misery might have been something to do with Liverpool City Council's investigation into her on-stage smoking following a gig she performed there last week, but it was probably more likely to be due to the fact that the chilly weather meant a nipple-slip was out of the question. Unfortunately the minus-zero temperature didn't put her off wearing those fucking Henry Holland stocking-print tights. What is the point, really? Wear a pair of stockings or don't. They just remind us of Pat Butcher in her favourite novelty apron.

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Comments

Fuck me, it's Nikki Sixx!
retrovertigo Thu, 24/12/2009 - 18:21
How very rock n roll of the nepotistic little cunt - lighting a fag onstage. Someone shoot her, please
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 20:46
Would I go clubbing with my old man and the answer's no. Is Keef just tagging along cos he's got fuck all else to do? Shouldn't he get busy recording a football anthem for 2010? Perhaps something new and imaginative like: "Or laaay. Or lay or lay or lay. Or laaaay. Or laaay"
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 17:07
Back inside balls deep, mebbes
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:12
Oh Blart! I thought you were dead. Or back inside. Which was it?
stella ah trois Sat, 19/12/2009 - 13:46
All I want for Christmas is a jihad on Lily fucking cunting Allen. Oh, and her gormless dad, brother and bloke
Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 10:34
Wouldn't go out of my way, but if Lily wanted a fuck...
ken tate Sat, 19/12/2009 - 00:45
WOOF WOOF
whereswaldo Fri, 18/12/2009 - 18:49
It takes 24 animals to make a fur coat..and one cunt to wear it... :o/
Teatimecreams Fri, 18/12/2009 - 17:54
I am so fucking bored I think I will make up my face just like that. Then walk around and people won't say a word I'm sure. And if they do, I'm going to get all indignant.
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:33
I would fuck her into next week.
dennisnilsen Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:18
I was ignorant to the Angry Pirate, thank you for enlightening me....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:13
She looks like whatsisface from The Mighty Boosh was trying to give her an angry pirate.
dandyboy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:02
I am sorry but whilst I'm quite willing to accept that Lily Allen is "gormless" there is no way she is posh.....she's about as posh as "Shake & Vac"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:49
If he qualifies as a 'boy'friend then I'm jailbait. He looks as posh and gormless as she actually is...

I wonder if that furcoat thing is somne funky kind of dyed goatskin? Oh no, sorry, trolls eat billy goats not wear them don't they?
almay292 Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:41
never mind the fucking tights, look at her eyes man.

that fontleroy type has got glitter all over his mush.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:06

never mind the fucking tights, look at her eyes man.

that fontleroy type has got glitter all over his mush.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:06
If he qualifies as a 'boy'friend then I'm jailbait. He looks as posh and gormless as she actually is...

I wonder if that furcoat thing is somne funky kind of dyed goatskin? Oh no, sorry, trolls eat billy goats not wear them don't they?
almay292 Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:41
I am sorry but whilst I'm quite willing to accept that Lily Allen is "gormless" there is no way she is posh.....she's about as posh as "Shake & Vac"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:49
She looks like whatsisface from The Mighty Boosh was trying to give her an angry pirate.
dandyboy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:02
I was ignorant to the Angry Pirate, thank you for enlightening me....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:13
I would fuck her into next week.
dennisnilsen Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:18
I am so fucking bored I think I will make up my face just like that. Then walk around and people won't say a word I'm sure. And if they do, I'm going to get all indignant.
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:33
It takes 24 animals to make a fur coat..and one cunt to wear it... :o/
Teatimecreams Fri, 18/12/2009 - 17:54
WOOF WOOF
whereswaldo Fri, 18/12/2009 - 18:49
Wouldn't go out of my way, but if Lily wanted a fuck...
ken tate Sat, 19/12/2009 - 00:45
All I want for Christmas is a jihad on Lily fucking cunting Allen. Oh, and her gormless dad, brother and bloke
Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 10:34
Oh Blart! I thought you were dead. Or back inside. Which was it?
stella ah trois Sat, 19/12/2009 - 13:46
Back inside balls deep, mebbes
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:12
Would I go clubbing with my old man and the answer's no. Is Keef just tagging along cos he's got fuck all else to do? Shouldn't he get busy recording a football anthem for 2010? Perhaps something new and imaginative like: "Or laaay. Or lay or lay or lay. Or laaaay. Or laaay"
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 17:07
How very rock n roll of the nepotistic little cunt - lighting a fag onstage. Someone shoot her, please
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 20:46
Fuck me, it's Nikki Sixx!
retrovertigo Thu, 24/12/2009 - 18:21