It's not fair #4939
Thu, 25/02/2010 - 12:26 by Harry Bow

If only Lily Allen had flashed her tits a bit more over the last 12 months, she might have taken home the Hottest Woman gongs at the Smash Hits NME Awards last night...

... Instead it went to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Karen O, although she was unable to pick up the coveted prize in person due to other priorities (making a cup of tea/applying lipstick/recording music).

And to further add to the disappointment, Lily's close friend Matt Bellamy picked up the prize for Hottest Male, although presumably only because the singer's boyfriend Sam Cooper wasn't eligible for nomination.

Hopefully Lily will fare better in the category at the upcoming Cross-stitch Monthly Magazine Awards, where fellow nominees are predicted to include Tanya Macintosh, Vanessa Feltz and Claire Sweeney.

 

  • we appear to be getting badly disguised ads on the site...handbags, dating sites...do you know about this Mr HM?

    laurawump Fri, 26/02/2010 - 19:29
  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at~ A_g_e_m_i_n_g_l_e.c o m ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

    tarafun90 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 04:25
  • Urgh. Her bloke looks like he could easily be related to Piers Morgan.

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:22
  • No - just tapping into my male brain bit (residual, near the reptilian limbic region) to confirm. No. Even with the tits out could she in anyway have ever...

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:47
  • hes got one of those false arms for grabbing ladies bottoms hanging out too.

    elbow Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:47
  • Never mind about Lilly Allen, let's concentrate on the nasty looking lardy twat who guides her through the adoring crowd ( only paps to be seen)- can a nasty looking goatee hides a triple chin? Nah, it just enhances it even more mate.

    kermits Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:23
  • Never mind about Lilly Allen, let's concentrate on the nasty looking lardy twat who guides her through the adoring crowd ( only paps to be seen)- can a nasty looking goatee hides a triple chin? Nah, it just enhances it even more mate.

    kermits Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:23
  • hes got one of those false arms for grabbing ladies bottoms hanging out too.

    elbow Thu, 25/02/2010 - 13:47
  • No - just tapping into my male brain bit (residual, near the reptilian limbic region) to confirm. No. Even with the tits out could she in anyway have ever...

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:47
  • Urgh. Her bloke looks like he could easily be related to Piers Morgan.

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:22
  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at~ A_g_e_m_i_n_g_l_e.c o m ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

    tarafun90 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 04:25
  • we appear to be getting badly disguised ads on the site...handbags, dating sites...do you know about this Mr HM?

    laurawump Fri, 26/02/2010 - 19:29

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